Well my muse has been desperately trying to convince me to write this fanfic and hopefully you like it. Bear in mind that I'm writing this on WordPad and have to do my spell checking. I will read through and check any words that I'm not sure about but if you happen to notice something that happens to be misspelled please tell me. Here we go, I do not own the anime associated with this fanfic. Let me know what you think.
A boy dressed in the Ouron Academy's uniform was making his way up the stairs to get to the room that he had been told he could find his cousin. Ami Fujioka was a brunette with shaggy skater boy hair. His eyes were chocolate brown and as a pop singer he was often mistaken for gay. But the reality was much different. Ami Fujioka was not a boy at all. You see when Ami had been discovered her parents had wanted her to have the chance at a normal life later if she wanted one. So her publicist had come up with the solution when he had met her uncle Ranka, she would dress as a boy. With the type of music she sang her voice could be mistaken for male or female so it worked out quite nicely. She had taken the last name Fujioka from her uncle since he had been the inspiration for her male side anyway. She had spent the past year touring in America and it had changed her as a person. Her parents had decided that it was time for her to spend some time focusing on her studies and had left it up to her whether she would go to school as a boy or girl. They had also given her the choice of what school she wanted to go to. When they were younger Ami had been quite close to her cousin and had decided she would go to school with her. Since her parents lived in a different city they had called Ranka and asked if he would mind if she came to live with them. When he had agreed she took a plane to meet him at the airport while Haruhi was in school. Since she had to get her uniform and class schedule anyway she had decided to surprise Haruhi. This place is massive trying to find the third music room is going to take forever. I'll probably be mugged by fan girls before I find it, but I certainly wasn't dressing as a girl with that ugly yellow dress being the uniform. Ami thought annoyed as she read the signs over the doors. When she finally found the room she was proud of herself for managing to avoid being detected by any females. When she pushed the door open and walked in she immediately realized why she hadn't seen any girls. They were all in the room. As soon as she was spotted the screaming began as they rushed forward to crowd around her.
"Oh my god it's Ami Fujioka!"
"When did he start going to school here!"
"May I have your autograph." Ami tried to look over them to find Haruhi but her view was completely blocked. She sighed softly before she plastered her charming smile onto her face and held up a hand. To her amusement they all fell silent as they waited for her to speak.
"I'm sorry for interrupting your activities ladies but I was told I'd be able to find my cousin here. Can anyone tell me where Haruhi Fujioka is?" The girls parted like the red sea and allowed Ami a perfect view of her favorite cousin. When her eyes landed on Haruhi though they widened in surprise. It appears that my dear cousin has succumbed to the family disease. I must say I never took her as the type to cross-dress. Ami thought in amusement as she allowed her sight to slide to the surrounding boys. On Haruhi's right and left were a pair of red-headed twins. To the right of them was an extremely tall guy with black hair who had a small blonde boy on his shoulders. To the left of them was another boy with black hair who had glasses and appeared to be writing in a notebook. A tall blonde stood behind Haruhi. At the moment they were all staring down at Haruhi who was simply looking at Ami. A wide smirk spread across the girl's face and Haruhi immediately looked terrified.
"Ami I swear if you do it..." Ami took off running and tackled Haruhi before she could finish her sentence. The other boys scrambling to avoid getting knocked over.
"Aw Haruhi you know I'm your favorite cousin!" Ami laughed as she helped the other girl up from the floor. Haruhi sweat dropped and looked annoyed.
"You never told us you had a cousin Haru-chan!" The little blonde boy stated as he suddenly jumped up to said cousin.
"Haruhi has one cousin on her mother's side." Ami looked over at the boy in glasses as he continued. "Haruhi's cousin is one year higher than Haruhi and they used to be quite close when they were younger." If he knows Haruhi has one cousin then he probably has the sense to put two and two together. I don't imagine they'll tell anyone I'm a girl since they obviously keep Haruhi's secret.
"Aren't you going to introduce us?" One of the twins asked over Haruhi's left shoulder.
"It is the polite thing to do, you know?" The deeper voiced twin asked over her right.
"Alright, alright, Ami, This is Hikaru Hitachiin," Haruhi pointed over her right shoulder, "this is Kaoru Hitachiin," left shoulder, "Honey-sempai," little blonde, "Mori-sempai," tall boy with black hair, "Tamaki Suoh," tall blonde, "and this is Kyoya Ootori." Haruhi finished as she pointed to the boy with glasses. "Guys, this is my cousin Ami Fujioka."
"I thought you said her cousin was on her mothers side?" Kaoru looked at Kyoya for answers.
"I am from her mother's side. I took Haruhi's father's name as my stage name because he was the inspiration for my image." Most of them looked confused except Kyoya and the twins who seemed to understand what she meant.
"excuse me Ami-kun, are you going to be available for requests?" Ami rose an eyebrow at the girl that had spoken. Requests?
"What are you taking about?"
"Are you going to be one of the hosts?" Ami looked over to Haruhi hoping for answers.
"What is she talking about?"
"The Host club." Haruhi shrugged and looked expectantly at the tall blonde as if waiting for something.
"We are the host club! A club to entertain the young ladies of Ouron Academy! Our mission is to make sure that every woman is happy!" Tamaki started speaking dramatically as he posed. "This young woman is requesting that you join our little family!"
"Ah, so this is what you're always talking about, huh Haruhi?" Tamaki's eyes got big and he glomped Haruhi in a hug.
"My darling little girl talks about me!"
"Now you've done it." Kaoru said as he appeared on her right.
"We'll never hear the end of it." Hikaru appeared to her left.
"I take it he's the drama queen?" Tamaki let go of Haruhi and began sulking in the corner.
"Our King may be a bit eccentric but he's popular with the ladies and brings in a large profit. I imagine if you were to become a host you'd bring in a large profit yourself seeing as how you already have a fan-base." Kyoya spoke up as he walked up behind them. Ami shrugged as she watched Haruhi walk up to them.
"So that's your drama queen huh?" Haruhi blushed and looked around only to realize that at some point the other girls had left realizing that the boys were occupied.
"Yeah that's my boyfriend, he's obnoxious but he keeps me on my toes."
"Yeah, Tama-chan and Haru-chan make the cutest couple ever!" Honey-sempai squealed as he ran up holding a bunny. Ami looked at the kid curiously for a moment.
"No offence kid but how old are you?"
"Honey and Mori both graduated last year, they simply come in after school sometimes to help with the club." Ami's jaw dropped at the idea of the small blonde being older than she was.
"You look like you belong in grade school..." Honey smiled up at her widely.
"I know!"
"Enough with this chatter, you!" Tamaki said and he suddenly broke out of his sulking and pointed at Ami. "You will join the host club." Ami raised an eyebrow as she stared at the finger in her face.
"You might as well agree after all you can't win against him." The twins spoke together.
"I wouldn't want to intrude on Haruhi's activities."
"Don't worry, if anything you'll keep me sane around these guys."
"You should do it Ami-chan!"
"Yeah." Mori added to Honey's comment.
"It's been rather boring since Tamaki started dating Haruhi."
"Yeah we'll have something to do again." Ami listened to the twins with a smirk for a moment before she shrugged.
"I suppose If Haruhi doesn't mind spending time with you guys will be more entertaining that waiting for Haruhi to come home."
"Good they can tease and compete for you for a while." The guys looked to each other for a moment before they looked at Haruhi.
"Why would we compete over him?" Ami laughed brightly at the tall blonde as she threw an arm around Haruhi's shoulder.
"Yeah Haruhi why would they compete for my affections?"
"Haruhi's cousin is female." Tamaki looked at Kyoya in shock.
"No way! How long did you know she was a girl before you said something!"
"Since she said she was Haruhi's cousin." As Kyoya's words sunk in the other boys all chimed in.
"Since she said Ranka was the inspiration for her image."
"So once again you have all left your king to be the last to know! Mommy, how could you do this to me!"
"Mommy?" Haruhi nodded at Ami slowly.
"Yep that's Kyoya-sempai. Don't ask me why, Tamaki feels the need to call himself daddy and he calls Kyoya-sempai mommy." What the hell sort of weirdness have I gotten myself into? Ami thought to herself as she watched Tamaki throwing a fit.
"Your club duties will start on Monday be prepared to join in cosplays."
"I cosplay on a daily basis." Ami rolled her eyes at the Ootori boy. "Hey Haruhi are we about ready to go home?"
"You're staying with Haru-chan?" Ami nodded at Honey as she waited for Haruhi to grab her stuff.
"Yeah my parents are letting me stay with Uncle Ranka so I can go to school with Haruhi."
"But Haruhi I thought we were going out tonight?" Haruhi stopped and frowned at Tamaki.
"I'm sorry Tamaki we'll have to postpone it to next weekend. I haven't gotten to spend any time with Ami since she became famous. Besides I have to go home to help her settle in."
"Yeah Haruhi is spending time with me cause I'm her favorite, by the way my gender is a secret so if I find out any of you opened your mouth I'll personally sow it shut." Ami stuck her tongue out and gave the boys a peace sign before she dragged the other girl out. Haruhi started laughing as soon as they got outside.
"Wow I missed you dork." Ami smiled brightly at Haruhi and tucked her hand into the crook of Ami's elbow.
"Of course you did. Now tell me about these boys."
"Well you know about the last year through our letters. Tamaki is my boyfriend outside of school because at school I live as a boy."
"Yeah you failed to mention that you were living as a boy." Haruhi placed a finger on her lips and looked up at the sky.
"I suppose I did. It's such a part of my life that I guess it just slipped my mind. Anyway we don't see Honey-sempai and Mori-sempai much since they graduated. The twins are in my year and they're likely to mess with you a lot. Kyoya-sempai is in your year. You'll learn more about them as we hang out with them." Ami smiled and joined her in looking at the sky.
"It's to bad I'm a guy because those men you hang out with are gorgeous." Haruhi slapped Ami's shoulder playfully.
"You're terrible."
"One of the few perks of being perceived as a gay male, I'm allowed to be terrible." The two girls walked to Haruhi's apartment catching up on everything.
"Dad we're home!" Haruhi called when they walked through the door. Ami was the first to spot the note on the fridge and pulled it off to read it.
"He's working so I guess it'll be a girls night." They both looked at each others male uniforms and laughed. "Or boys night whatever you want to call it. I still can't believe you had the balls to cut your hair that short." Ami spoke as she pulled off the boys wig and released her own shoulder length brown hair.
"What?" Ami looked over and realized that she had used an American saying.
"Oh right, basically it means I didn't think you were brave enough. You'll have to bear with me since I spent so much time in America I picked up a lot of their phrases. Along with their music, since it's just us tonight you have to listen to some of this music." Ami said as she removed her tie and walked towards the spare room which would be hers from now on.
"What kind of music?" Haruhi called as she went into her own room to change into more comfortable clothing. Ami took the time to remove the binds that she used to hide her breasts and breathed a sigh of relief, she was a C in size and binding them tended to make breathing difficult. She then pulled on a plain black tank top and some silky black boxers with smiley faces on them.
"They call it country and I have to say a lot of it is not bad." Ami said as she walked out into the living room carrying her I-pod and I-home. While she was waiting for Haruhi Ami plugged in her electronics and selected her newest playlist. Haruhi walked in wearing a plain grey t-shirt and some green boys basketball shorts while carrying a pillow. Haruhi stopped when she reached the living room and started laughing.
"Those are the most ridiculous boxers I have ever seen." Ami stuck her tongue out at the other girl.
"You're just jealous that you can't rock boxers. Now listen to this." Haruhi sat on the floor beside Ami and hugged her pillow as she listened to the upbeat party song.
"Wow this is pretty cool." Ami beamed at the shorter girl. It didn't take long before the two girls were dancing around like idiots in their living room.
Ranka unlocked his front door surprised to see the living room light was on. When he went into the living room he couldn't help but giggle. The two girls had fallen asleep with their heads on opposite sides of Haruhi's pillow with their bodies facing opposite directions. Ranka quietly got each girl a blanket and tucked them both in before he turned off the living room light and went to bed himself.
The next morning Ami shot up from the floor at the sound of someone knocking on the front door. She glanced down at Haruhi and realized she was still sleeping. Ami glared at the door and debated on ignoring it until the knocking became more persistent. The girl growled under her breath angrily before she shoved herself off the floor and stomped over to the door before she flung it open.
"What could you possibly want this early?" Before her were the boys of the host club. Three of them looked embarrassed, two looked normal, and the boy with the glasses was smirking.
"What lovely boxers." Kyoya spoke as the others pretended not to notice. Ami looked down and realized that she was standing in front of boys with no bra on. She immediately screamed and slammed the door shut as she blushed all the way down to her toes.
"What's going on Ami?" Haruhi asked as she sat up.
"Your boys are here and I answered the door." Haruhi looked at the other girl closely before she burst into laughter.