Prince Wednesday/ Daniel Goes to the Potty (My Version)
Disclaimer: I do not own Daniel Tiger's neighborhood. The show and the featured characters belong to Angela Santomero according to Wikipedia.
Another disclaimer, I know I said I quit fanfiction dot net but I am making this exception so please don't get too excited about me returning to FFN!
This is a remake to the real actual Daniel Tiger' Neighborhood episode "Prince Wedneday Goes to the Potty"/ "Daniel Goes to the Potty." Don't worry, there is no NSFW or Rule 34 in this! Was previously posted on FFN then but removed later. I'm putting this back on and I don't care who like it. But again, I did not include anything inappropriate or get too graphic. I just wanted this to be more true to life.
The Story
Chapter 1: At the School
Daniel Tiger and Prince Wednesday (for simplicity, we'll refer to him just as Wednesday) and the other students are at school as usual if not always. Miss Elaina and Katrina Kittycat are playing dolls and O the Owl is drawing pictures. Daniel and Wednesday are playing with the new toy-train set that Teacher Harriet (will be referred to as Ms. Harriet although I don't know if she's married or not at this time) was generously donated for her class to play with. It's a train-set that includes wooden tracks with engraved rails and tracks you put together like a puzzle piece. There are also a few locomotives, some steam and some diesel, several passenger cars and several freight cars. Also included is a railway station, a water tower, non-operating block signals, bridges and tunnels, and the author's favorite, a battery powered railroad crossing with flashing red lights, automatic safety gates, and a bell with volume control. The gates block off traffic altogether instead of just traffic approaching the crossing./p
"I can't wait to get this train built," says Daniel.
"I can't either," says Wednesday, "I'm so glad Ms. Harriet got this train-set for our class."
"So am I," says Daniel," I like trains.
"So do I," says Wednesday.
Daniel and Wednesday are busy assembling the track. They also plan to build blocks within and around the tracks so they can build a little city. They also plan to do a rural portion of the railway.
But in the middle of their building project, Wednesday is wiggling.
"What's wrong Wednesday?" asks his friend Daniel.
"I have to go to the bathroom," answers Wednesday, "but I don't want to stop building this track, at least not until we're done."
"But remember what Ms. Harriet told you before?" asks Daniel.
"What's that?" Prince Wednesday is so focused on having to use the bathroom that he doesn't have the patience to think.
"Daniel's right, Wednesday," says Ms. Harriet, "like I told you before, you have to stop what you're doing to go to the bathroom."
A/N: I only saw this episode once and that was back in October so I cannot remember exactly everything Ms. Harriet said.)
"Ms. Harriet goes on to say to Wednesday, "You better go now so you don't end up having an embarrassing accident."
"Okay Ms. Harriet," says Wednesday.
Wednesday goes into the bathroom, turns on the light, shuts the door, runs to the toilet, raises the lid and seat and urinates at it. He stands up as he does this.
"Ahhhhh," sighs Wednesday as he's relieving himself. When finished, Wednesday flushes and puts the seat and lid back down. Then he washes his hands with soap and water, then dries his hands then turns out the light before leaving the bathroom.
Now Wednesday returns to helping Daniel build the train set.
"Feel better now?" asks Daniel.
"I sure do," answers Wednesday. "Now let's get back to building this train set!"
"A few minutes later Daniel and Wednesday have finished assembling the track and put two sets of trains on the track, one led by a steam locomotive and one led by a diesel locomotive, but to get creative they make their trains a freight-passenger combination. Why just one or the other when you can do both? Anyway, they place the other railroad paraphernalia in various parts of the area within and around the track. They also built their city with block sky-scrapers and their farm and place farm animals and a barn nearby among other things you can think of. They also have a few toy automobiles, one parked at the railroad crossing.
"Wow," says Wednesday, "we're finally finished!"
"Ready to play train now?" asks Daniel.
"Am I ever!" answers Wednesday
Just then, it's Daniel starts wiggling.
"What's wrong Daniel?" asks Wednesday.
"Nothing," Daniel answers, "I just… have to go to the bathroom!"
"Like you and Ms. Harriet told me," says Wednesday, "you better go now."
Daniel gets up and rushes to the bathroom. Like his friend Wednesday, Daniel also stands while going to the bathroom.
"Ahhhh," sighs Daniel relieving himself.
When he's finished, he, flushes and closes the lid, washes his hands with soap and water and then dries up and then turns out the light and leaves.
"Alright Wednesday," says Daniel, "let's play with this train while we still have the time."
"Good deal," says Wednesday and they play with the train set.