Mario Drinks A Whole Factory of Starbucks Coffee
" LET'S-A-GO TO STARBUCKS!" -Mario
" I thought we were going to Hardee's." -Luigi
Mario immediately threw Luigi in the Laundry Hamper, dragged him to his Truck, and dumped him into the passenger's seat.
"We're off to Starbucks!" -Mario
Mario drove to Starbuck's coffee, but noticed Hank Hill kicking the building.
"THIS BUILDING ISN'T USING STRICKLAND PROPANE!" -Hank Hill.
Suddenly, the building collasped, and Hank Hill drove to The Ball Game.
Mario exploded.
Luigi walked to Hardee's and stared out the window for 30 years.
Meanwhile, Mario got into his Laundry Hamper and rowed in The Middle of the highway to The Starbuck's Coffee Factory. He went inside and went into the room labeled "The Starbucks Team".
He saw a whole bunch of Toads working hard on Computers and drinking Starbucks Coffee and eating muffins. Mario stared at them for 5 minutes. Then, he snuck up to one of the Computers and took The Toad's Muffin.
The Toad was grumpy. He gave him The Grand Key to The Starbuck's Coffee Factory.
Mario decided to go and stare at a dishwasher for 5 minutes. Then, he decided to cook Popcorn in The Toaster. Mario happily dumped 60 packages of popcorn into the best toaster in the world.
5 Minutes of Mario opening and closing the freezer later...
*SNIFF SNIFF* "It kinda smells like Smoke in here..." -Mario
Mario noticed the Toaster smelled like smoke.
Mario went back to stare at the dishwasher for 5 more minutes. Then, he turned off the Toaster, then 30 years' worth of popcorn popped out of the Toaster.
Mario put on A Santa Clause hat on and ran away from the popcorn that smelled like smoke.
Mario used his Grand Key to open The Grand Factory Door in The Starbuck's Coffee Factory.
Mario drank a whole Factory of Starbuck's coffee.
"Thank you! Thank You! Thank you very much! For the STARBUCK'S COFFEE." -Mario
Luigi is ALWAYS afraid of change.
The Politics:
"I'm going to The Polls to vote." -Luigi
30 Years Later
Toadsworth and Hank Hill driving to his house. Hank Hill gets out of The Truck, then kicks his house until it is destroyed.
"What is this? There's something wrong with the house! I don't like change!" -Luigi
Supporting Teams:
Luigi has a shirt on that says "ROLL TIDE."
Mario has a shirt on that says "CRIMSON TIDE."
"CRIMSON TIDE IS SO MUCH STRONGER AND BETTER AT SPORTS THAN ROLL TIDES ARE." -Mario
"But...I'm afraid of change. GOSH!" Luigi walked away.
The Plane
The Stewardess was serving everyone on the plane. When she got to Mario and Luigi, she asked if they wanted a Snack.
"I'll have the provolone." -Mario
"I'll have some Chili." -Luigi
"Sorry. We only have Provolone cheese. We're out of fresh Chili." -Stewardess
"But...but, I don't like change!" -Luigi
The Toad-Mart
Luigi bought 59 packs of popcorn and hid them all under his hat, then brought them to the cashier.
"That will cost you 99.99 coins.
Luigi gave the cashier 100 coins.
"Keep the change."-Luigi.
"Don't be silly! EVERYBODY loves change!" -Cashier
The Cashier handed Luigi a small coin.
"BUT I DON'T LIKE CHANGE." -Luigi