Eastern Rukon District

4:37 AM

Soi fon

Where are my clothes? Where are my fucking clothes? I was frantically rolling people over. They were passed out or coming down from their high. The music was still humming in the main room down the hall even though the party was clearly over. I had just come to and realized I didn't have any clothes on. Now I'm currently ripping apart this bedroom in a black bra and tiny spandex shorts.

Someone sharpied me. I could see all kinds of vulgar writing on my stomach and chest. Still had my shades though! I'm high out of my mind. I drank a lot and the only reason I came here last night was because I knew these guys were selling coke. I rolled a fat guy off the bed. My mind was in a vortex.

Then I spotted it on the bed. Rolled up in a rubber band. A thick roll of one hundreds. Fucking score! I picked it up to check it out when I heard someone yelling in a foreign language from out in the hall. It got louder and then a gun shot. I froze. Shit….I tucked the rolled in my waistband and then the door burst open. A man with slicked back black hair and coarse facial hair came in.

He pointed the gun and yelled in words I couldn't understand. I waved my hands in defense.

"Whoa hey take it down a notch!"

He continued to yell saying "Dinero, dinero". I think I got it now he wants the money. I looked at his gun and then at the window. We're only one story up. So…..fuck it. I turned and I jumped through the window breaking through the glass. I rolled onto the grass cuts everywhere on my skin. The foreign man looked out the window and started yelling again. He aimed at me and began to fire.

Crack! Crack! Crack!

I grabbed my side. Holy fuck! He sunk a bullet right in me. I started to back away and then he jumped out the window. He shot again this one hit me in the side of my head. I yelled out in pain.

"Mother of God, what the fuck is happening?"

I got up with blood still in my eyes and made a run for it. I saw more men come out of the house. Maybe three. All holding semi automatic weapons. This just made me run faster. This was the soul society I never had to deal with guns, but clearly they were trafficking their drugs between this world and the living.

I ran to the West into the forest. I agilely jumped over a fallen tree and made my way through the trees. I could see their flashlights behind me and I kept going. My head and side stung hot as the blood poured out onto my cold skin. It was a cold winter night and the snow was sticking to the ground. My feet were bare and I could no longer feel them. I stopped when I came to a river.

It was frozen over so I carefully set a foot out onto the ice and then another. I made it half way over when BOOM! I fell straight through the ice. Every part of my body was in pain and I thought I might die. I pushed to the surface and gasped for air. Pulling myself up over the ice again I made my way the other side. I stood up taking deep breaths. Then I looked up river and I saw a bridge.

"Are you fucking serious?" I yelled.

Just then the drug lords came across the bridge and spotted me. They started shouting and pointing. I turned it around and booked it again I was close to the Seireitei. The trees and shadows hid me as I ran but these guys were hot on my trail then I finally saw it coming up. The Eastern gate. I ran so hard I slammed into the door. I pounded as hard as I could.

"Open this mother fucking gate right now!"

"Identify yourself." A voice responded.

"Captain Soi Fon of Squad 2 now open this fucking door right now or else I'm going to shove my fist so far up your ass I'll be doing sign language out of your mouth!"

"Very well ma'am."

The door cracked slightly and I ripped it open and ran through.

Yoruichi

The alarm clock was buzzing at 4:30 AM. I rolled over in bed not wanting to get up but I promised myself an early training session so I took a minute and then rose out of bed.

I went to the bathroom I shared with Soi Fon. I was living in her spare bedroom for now. I wanted us to spend some lost time together but she was distant. To make things worse she covered up whatever feelings she had about Yoruichi with excessive partying and snorting cocaine. Soi Fon was never around unless I found her passed out on the floor in the apartment or stumbling home drunk in the early morning hours.

I pulled on my orange jacket and walked into the kitchen for a quick bite. When I was done I washed my plate and went out the door headed for the Squad 2 Training grounds. Who knows maybe Soi Fon would show up and want to hang out. Though it seemed unlikely. When I arrived I started on a couple of dummies. I let my reitsu flare and then I jumped into action giving fast kicks and punches.

I was barely working a sweat when I caught sound of a disturbance nearby. Was that gun shots in the Seireitei? That couldn't be true. Then I saw a figure hop a wall and come running right at me. It was Soi Fon! Pleasantly surprised I was about to give her a warm welcome when she started screaming at me.

Soi Fon

"Fucking run right now damn it start running stupid bitch!"

Yoruichi just stood there looking perplexed. I ran right up to her and then I slapped her straight across the face.

"Hey now what the hell are you-"

"Run right now!" I shouted.

I grabbed her arm and then we took off. The men were close behind us. We ran down a street into a dead end. We both stopped.

"It's dead." Yoruichi stated.

"Look over here!" I said.

There was a liquor store on the right. I punched my fist through the glass and turned the knob from the other side. We hurried inside and shut the door. We both sank down against the wall breathing heavily, neither one saying a word. Then Yoruichi hit me hard on my bad side.

"What the fuck?"

"Don't act innocent Soi Fon what the fuck did you do?" Yoruichi glared at me.

Then it hit me and I started laughing hysterically. I couldn't control it. I doubled over it hurt to laugh this much.

"Hey stop laughing this is fucking serious, you almost got us killed!"

I giggled a little bit. "Yeah I just robbed some drug dealers."

Yoruichi's eyes turned into saucers. "You did what? YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!"

Yoruichi hit me hard over the head, which made the bullet wound bleed even more, but it was still comical. I laughed some more trying to contain myself.

"Oh ma God what a bunch of dumb fucks, check this out!" I pulled the roll out of my waistband and handed it to her. She let it sit in her hand and then she undid it flipping through the bills. Then she looked up at me.

"Soi Fon th-this is like 20 grand."

"Sick, then that was definitely worth getting shot over." I huffed.

Yoruichi's eyes went wide when I said the word "shot."

"Oh my God you're hurt!" Yoruichi exclaimed.

She pushed away my arms and touched my side and then my head. Then she looked at the blood now on her own hand.

"It's ok Bee we'll get you fixed up." Yoruichi smiled and ruffled my hair.

Nostalgia much? Yeah total bullshit. I swatted her hand off my head.

"Don't "Bee" me pussy face! We're not in the hospital we're in a liquor store and now it's time for Soi Soi to get a drink on."

I got up and started looking up and down the aisles for my favorite rum but it was dark so I couldn't see that well.

"Umm Soi stealing alcohol is illegal and I don't think you should drink right now anyway, you've had a rough night." Yoruichi pleaded.

"Asshole please, I drink whenever I want and it's not stealing I'm gonna leave 100."

"This is so far from being legal." Yoruichi mumbled.

I found the rum I was looking for and then I walked behind the counter for a couple of smokes. I lay the 100 down on the counter and then we left. I was gonna go home and just bleed out in the shower but Yoruichi wanted me to go and see Unohana. So we made our way to the fourth division.

We were in the waiting in the patients room for Unohana and nurses were scrambling to clean up the blood I spilled when I walked in. Drinking that rum thinned out the blood a lot and now it was getting everywhere. Unohana walked in with a very bothered look on her face.

"So Captain Fon tell me why I am up before 6 AM please?"

Yoruichi spoke for me. "She was shot twice."

Unohana smiled. "So they got this time didn't they?"

I took out a cigarette and lit up breathing in the smoke. "Yeah I suppose you could say that." I said

"What do you mean this time?" Yoruichi questioned.

"Well since you've been gone I take care of your little Bee quite often. I'm talking about running from police, stealing cop cars, destruction of property, getting shot at, bad drug deals the list just goes on." Unohana sighed.

I lifted my rum bottle. "Such a good time right?"

"Are you out of your mind you can't just go into the world of the living and pull shit like that!" Yoruichi barked.

"Relax pussy galore, Unohana takes care of me so only she knows." I tipped my glass back.

"Ok you're going to need stitches on your head and side and then a blood transfusion because you've lost a lot." Unohana stated.

"Love ya." I said back.

"Soi Fon you are arrogant, vulgar, and out of control." Unohana sighed looking at me.

I winked back. "Love those compliments!"