This is my first fan-fiction, please treat me kindly :3. Here we go!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

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Naruto threw his shuriken at Itachi. It flew across the field and missed Itachi by inches. Naruto growled like an angry cow beast. He charged toward Itachi with all his might.

"I have you now!" screamed Itachi! Itachi ran for Naruto and he screeched like he had never screeched before.

"Ahhhh!" Screeched Naruto. "Ahhhhh!"

And then Naruto burst into flames. He tried to roll around and make hand signs for water, but he was to on fire to make them,

Suddenly everything turned into a puff of clouds.

"Oh! It was a dream!' Naruto said as he stretched. All of his joints groaned and cracked, screeching their discomfort in a quiet sort of fashion.

He ran from his bed and tossed his clothes off and about and he put on new clothes and went to his job where he filed papers so he could get filed and papers could file them.

"Yawn" he yawned. "This job is so boring. I wonder what my dream was about. I wonder who Kakuzu is. It was so intense!"

Naurto's boss Brandon Nara, Shikamaru Nara's brother walked in and looked and Naruto hungrily because he did not have lunch yet. He also looked at him very angry like he was poo on the bottom of his shiny, shiny shoes.

"You have a new co-worker working here with you today Naruto Uzumaki! His name is…"

"Itachi!"

Naruto's mouth fell open in horror

To be continued.

Sasuke coming up next chapter!