One evening Edward Elric was brushing his teeth in the bathroom mirror after his nightly masturbation session. His automail hand was still covered in his spunk, which he left there to loosen up the joints. Alphonse was out for the evening so he was alone. He finished up brushing his teeth and went to bed.
He was awakened by a slap to the face, and he opened his eyes and saw a blonde in a cute outfit sitting on top of him. He also noticed that he wasn't wearing pants.
"Who the fuck are you?!" He shouted at the girl, who giggled and slapped him again.
"My name is Mami, you filthy little boy, and I hear you don't like milk." Mami then started undoing her top and buried Ed's face in her boobs.
"GET OFFA ME YOU WHORE!" Ed yelled, trying to punch her but he was quickly restrained by some magical ribbons.
"Awww, cheer up honey. Here, have a drink," Mami cooed, putting her lactating right nipple in Ed's mouth and making him suck on it, which gave little Edward a boner. The boner rubbed against Mami's belly, which tickled her.
"Oooh, someone's an excited little fuckboy," Mami giggled, taking off her shirt completely and rubbing the boner into her bellybutton.
"Ew! Get my dick outta there, you creepy bitch!" Ed screamed, blushing and struggling as Mami giggled evilly. She then took the cock out of her button and put it in her mouth, blowing it for Ed. She also pulled a musket out of what looked like was her ass from Ed's perspective, but she was actually pulling it out of thin air. She then shoved it up his ass. Ed screamed and came down her throat.
"Salty!" She cackled, poking the flaccid penis with sadistic glee as Ed lied there under her.
"Aww, get it up again, honey!" Mami moaned, ripping Ed's shirt off as she started tickling him, which made him thrash as he was extremely ticklish.
"NOHOHOHOHOHOHO STOP! GET OHOHOHOHOFF MEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!"
Mami then proceeded to tickle Ed to death.
FIN