Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter if I did you would never had heard of it.
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1. Name Calling
Snape was thundering down the halls of Hogwarts towards the headmasters office. He was angry, no he was furious. How dare that Potter brat call him a vampire sure he was but how dare he. Then he had the nerve to call him the half blood bastard.
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Draco wanted blood. Potter just walked in to potions class and said that he was a whore and that I must have the dick of a pixie. Father would hear about this.
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Voldemort was about ready to just give up his plans and march into Hogwarts himself and kill Potter now.
He just got a letter from Potter saying that his mom was a filthy blood trator (he kinda had to agree with him on that) and that he was a dumbass half-blood that couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. there would be blood.
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Harry was walking beside the Great lake relaxing, he had a good day though thinking about it he probably shouldn't have tried to piss off all of his enemies but hey they couldn't kill him when he was in Hogwarts.
He saw a cool looking gold rock and picked it up. He then felt a familiar feeling of a tug at his navel and was surrounded by his enemies.
He said to them "hi how are youuuuuuuu, fuck"
At the same time the three yelled.
"Avada Kedavra"
"Sectumsempra"
"Bombarda"
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The resulting explosion left a crater where Little Haggleltown once stood that baffled scientists all over England
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Moral of the story don't be a idiot like Harry.
AN thank you for reading my first fanfiction and please leave a review saying if you thought it was good or bad.
Also tell me some ideas for ways for people to die. It can be any thing I have a Barny chapter later so anything, just say who and how.