Yeah so I know it's short but yeah. It just randomly popped into my head.

I do not own One Piece or fairytail.

Sad day.

"Ok so your name is Enel?" Laxus asked for the third time already. He just couldn't get over the guys name.

"Yes! Yes it is!" Enel shouted rubbing his forehead. Sometimes people just annoyed him and that's why he would kill them. This one however for some god forsaken reason sparked his interest and he decided to spare him. For now.

"And you're a god.." Laxus asked again not quite believing what he had heard.

Enel perked up a little "why yes, yes I am," his back was straitened.

"Of lightning?"

"Well I ate the Goro Goro no mi and I am a lightning man." Enel answered with pride. His power was unimaginable.

"So your made of lightning?" Laxus asked. He usually didn't ask this many questions but...

"YES!" Enel shouted. He was getting tired of having to repeat himself. Stupid incolent cockroach!

Little did he know that Laxus was just,... clarifying things.

Laxus smiled "I am a lightning dragon slayer," he stated simply. He was rather proud of his power. He was of course fairytails strongest. Minus Gildarts. But that man was too infatuated with women to really focus soooooo... Yeah he was the strongest.

Enel scoffed "which means..."

"I eat lightning," Laxus stated simply.

Enel rose an eyebrow then he heard rumbling. His eyes quickly went down to the source of the sound which was Laxus's stomach. Realizing something Enel gulped and slowly looked up. Enel's eyes rose to see Laxus's smiling face with an evil glisten in his eyes.

Shit.

In an instant Enel shot out of there at the speed of lightning.

But Laxus could do the same thing.

"come back here Enel-San!" Laxus sang as he followed the retreating 'God'. His tummy was rumbling and he was fixin to get a good meal in his hands. Err stomach.

Enel clasped his hands together in prayer as tears poured from his eyes "oh god help me!" he pleaded.

There was a loud rumble and Enel heard a voice in thunder It's voice boomed around "I thought you were god?" the voice said. It was obviously God.

Well no hope there.

Yep Enel was screwed.

Enel just continued racing along at lightning speed, as a certain hungry lightning dragon slayer chased after him. Maybe he might be able to escape. Maybe.

Yeah...

Probably not.

Yeah hoped ya like

Please review if enjoyed.

I might do one with Natsu and Ace. Not sure yet...

Or Admiral Kizero... I think that's how you spell it, and Sting.

And maybe perhaps Gajeel and Zoro, (Gajeel tryed to eat his sword) - wow sounds dirty.

Have an amazing night or day.