Donuts equal Prozac
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun, only the action figures. Which you probably wouldn't want anyway after what I've had them do to each other. Heh. Yasuhiro Nightow. God.
Rating: PG-13 for slight cursing and innuendo out the wazzu (I still don't know what that is, but I like the word anyway. Sounds like some crazy bird to me)
Pairings: WolfwoodXVash, KnivesXLegato (implied)
Notes: The format is a little wonky because I couldn't have all the original little symbols and faces that I had originally, so I had to settle for this: - -. Sorry.
-lemonade- : action, --lemonade-- : expression
This is from Vash's P.O.V. – his inner monologue. Which apparently is very high on sugar.
I. Want. Revenge. Godamnit! Why can't I just go storm off and be mean and lock him up in the middle of a desert prison while playing 'Oops, I did it again' on repeat for the rest of his life? Oh. Wait. He'd probably like that.
Plus it wouldn't be very 'Vash like'. And Knives wouldn't get any nookie, and that's just cruel.
Well I. Don't. Care. He creeps me out. Weirdo. Plus he licks my hand – Eww. Probably gets off with it too. Freak.
- pout -
I'm tired of being nice. It gets really annoying after 140 years. And why do I have to be nice to everyone? Especially her...big loudmouthed meanie. Plus she hits me. And calls me a pervert...ok, I can't argue with that. I like the other one though...even if all she ever thinks about is pudding --sweatdrop--
Where is Nicky-cha--n. He has my donuts --sparkle--
Mmmm... - drool - pastry from the heavens!
Milly can have her pudding...I want my freakin' donuts!
- wonder wonder -
Hmm...what's this? Nicky's bag.
--evil smile--
Lets see what Nicky-chan's got. Hey – its fair game. He left it and I'm bored, so there XP
Bullets...well that's obvious, canteen with - shake - no water, another canteen with - shake - water, flask - sniff - with whiskey, lube...chocolate flavored – my favorite --blush-- cigs – death sticks, gah – this is getting boring --sigh--
"Vash!" - bang bang bang - "Vash, you in there?"
Quick – must hide from the evil she hulk. Bathroom!
- door opening -
"I could have sworn he was in here still..." Am not. Go Away!
"Meryl, why is there only one bed?" She's too observant for her own good.
Oh My God...
Please don't find it, please don't find it, please don't find it...
"Well...uh..." - shuffle shuffle - "Why in hell does he have chocolate flavored lube!!!?"
Eep. I'm dead. Crap. Probably get another bruise too...
"I knew it!! He and that dirty good for nothing..." Hey! He is not dirty. But he does smell like cigarettes.
- creak -
"Uh – what are you guys doing in here? Where's Vash?"
Nicky-chan! --big smiles-- Yay! Donuts!
"And why are you holding...my..."
My Donuts! No! She might molest them! I'm coming! I'll save you!
"Vash!?"
- tackle-glomp -
"Nicky!" - kiss - "Donuts!" - kiss - "Bye!"
- whoosh - - Bang -
Haha – they will never penetrate the fortress of – the bathroom. And if they do, I'll jump out the window. – sniff - Oh my precious donuts. Finally Miiiine --smiles--
- chomp -
- hehehe - He looks so cute when he blushes.
"Well I think its very sweet you and Mr. Vash get along so well!" Aww, big girls just so nice. I'll get Wolfwood to buy her some pudding later.
"Are. You. Crazy?!" She isn't, but you are. And mean too.
"Yes. Now come on Meryl, I'll buy you a banana sundae!" - hehe - way to go Millie!
"We'll see you later Bokushisan!"
- drag - shuffle shuffle – slam – shuffle shuffle knock -
"Gonna let me in Tongari?"
- Imp smile -
- creak -
- yank -
"As long as you don't steal my donuts."
Oh, and for those who don't know, Bokushisan roughly transtlates into Mr. Priest (of the catholic persuasion) I think I just like saying Bokushisan.
Thank you for reading the fruits of my boredom. I might write more donut excursions later. Man, that made me want a donut...