BioShrek
"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" Shrek yelled at to a girl. "mr. please i'm lost" the girl replied. "lost? say, your not from around here laddy, are you?" The girl went on to explain that she is from a floating city in the sky. "So... Elizabeth, What brings you in these parts?" Elizabeth goes on and shows him that she can rip dimensional wholes out of nothing. "there called tears." she explained. Shrek (curious as ever) steps in the tear to find himself in a whole new world. "where am I?" then from a distance shrek was welcomed to the shire. "Who are you, and wheres my swamp?"
"My name is Sam Gamgee, what are you an orc?"
"An orc?" Shrek chuckled.
"Then what are you?" the hobbit asked
"Im an Ogre!" shrek roared.
Shrek then left the hobbit because he reminded him of lord farquaad. Shrek then remembered that he came with a girl, Elizabeth. "NO NO NO!" shrek was thinking. "HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GET BACK TO MY SWAMP!" Just right then he saw a tear. Shrek ran faster than an ogre has ran before barely making into the tear. "ELIZABETH!" shrek yelled. But just after he givin up hope shrek saw what he thought was donkey. Upon further expection it was just a llama. A fat ginger boy with glasses approached shrek
"Do you like llamas?" said the ginger
"I just want to go to meh SWAMP!"
"Oh, i know maybe jimmy can help!"
"Jimmy?"
"ya follow me"
(end of part 1)