Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… Anyway, Naruto and the company have received fan mail from their fans! Find out what they say in these letters and read what Naruto and his pals reply to them.

From: Hottie Girl

Okay, I just wanted to ask a few questions about these characters. Itachi,I know you're extremely hot and I wanted to know if you will go a date with me?Sasuke, my darling, why can't you be hot like your sexy brother? And one more question! Karin, why are you a freak? Can't you stay away from Sasuke-kun?I really don't like you and I wanted to know if I can kill you.

Dear Hottie Girl,

Itachi: Hell yeah! (pulls out a long list of papers) Alright! We can have our date after I go on a date with Susie, Mary, Samantha, Heather, Leah, Anko, Kurenai, Tsunade, Shizune, and your mother at 8:00pm.

Sasuke: (angrily) what do you mean? I am hot! What's the difference between sexy and hot?

Naruto: Well, Sasuke you are dumb cuz sexy is spelled with four letters and hot is spelled with three! That's a huge difference you moron!

Karin: (sobs) I'm not a freak! I love Sasuke! He's my lover! (sniff his underwear) that smells good.. Oh , you can't kill me cuz Sasuke will be mad!

Sasuke: (grabs his boxers) Those are mine! Stay the hell away from me, stalker!

Love,

Itachi, Sasuke, and Karin

From AnimeLover,

Deidara, I'm a huge fan! I know everything about you like where you live, phone number,house number, MySpace account, Facebook account, date of birth, Yahoo account, e-mail address, and your fave foods, but I need to know why you don't like Itachi! Tenten, what's your last name? Gaara, do you like to dance?

Dear AnimeLover,

Deidara: (shocked) Who the hell are you? How do you know some much information about me?

Naruto: They have everyone's background info on a blog. It's called !

Deidara: (dyes his hair orange and wears a fake moustache) I'm Mr. Moustache man!

Naruto: (does some research on the computer) Deidara..

Deidara: No, it's Mr. Moustache man!

Naruto: (rolling his eyes) Well Mr. Moustache man, on the blog it said that Deidara has change

his name to hid his identity. His hair is orange and he is wearing a fake moustache. Please tell all Deidara fans immediately.

Deidara:( rips the moustache off his face) Ouch! Dammit… Stupid fans….

Tenten;( laughs) Of course, I have a last name! Why would you ask that question? My full name is Tenten Li Seung Hong Doon Sanchez Mitsurugi Jimenez Matsumoto Alvarez Pai, but you can call me Tenten for short!

Gaara: ( frowns) I don't dance!

Kankuro: Hey bro! Ready for our DDR dance off?

Gaara: (whispers) SHUT UP!

Kankuro: Yeah, my bro Gaara is the DDR champ! He has a YouTube account called

DanceYourAssOFF. Gaara has 20 gazillion videos! Talk about video whore, right?

Gaara: ( slaps his brother) Don't go to that account or I will kill you!

Kankuro; Don't listen to him! He's just a softie! Gaara won't harm you!

Gaara: (beats Kankuro with a metal bat) Yeah, I will!

Love,

Everyone

From AnimeLover,

It's me again! Mr. Moustache man! You didn't answer my question from the previous letter! All the fan girls from the blog told to tell that you look queer with your hair orange!

Dear AnimeLover,

Deidara: (annoyed) First of all, I'm not Mr. Moustache man anymore! I change my name back to

Deidara! Number two, I dyed my hair back to its original color.

Naruto; Wow! As soon as you said those words, there were more updated info on the blog. It said Mr. Moustache man is now back to gorgeous Deidara and he is a blondie again! All Deidara fan girls can scream for joy!

Deidara: ….. Alright, anyway here's the reason why I hate Itachi..

(Flashback)

Itachi: You called that artwork! It looks like your mom drew that piece of shit for you!

Deidara: (upset) Take that back you jerk!

Itachi: (crushes Deidara's artwork) What a loser! This is true artwork! (he pulls out a nude drawing of himself) You can't beat this! (he walks away)

Deidara: (cries) MY STICK FIGURES! Don't worry my angels, I'm here for you!

(End of flashback)

Deidara: That's why I hate that cold hearted bastard!

Love,

Deidara

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