One day, Link was walking in the forest with his pet Cucco, when he spotted a red Chu-Chu.
Now, if you don't already know, Link goes completely insane when he has red Chu jelly.
So, Link killed the Chu-Chu and put the remnants inside a bottle. He then took it to castle town and let the weird potion-thingy guy change it into an edible liquid. Link drank the liquid all in one gulp, but that made him hungry. So, he took his pet Cucco to the chef who fried it up and put it in a box for Link to eat (without the wings, he doesn't like wings). Link had one more leg to eat, when he spotted Gannondorf trying to steal it.
"HEY! What are you doing?" Link screamed
"Oh, dear me I'm sorry, I spent the last of my rupees to buy this!"
Gannondorf starts twirling around with his new pink sparkly tutu yelling "WWWEEEEEE" like the little girl he is. After about ten minutes of this, Gannondorf gets dizzy, and falls on a happy couple, that is now living with the goddesses.
"Ooooohhhhhhooooo! That hurt! Boohoohooo…." While GannonDORK is crying Link starts to back up cautiously. "Ah screw that." He says and breaks out in a sprint.
Minutes later, Link has gotten lost, and is remembering the real reason he went to castle town. To shop at Malo Mart! Link looks up, the Chu jelly finally taking its toll on our hero. Then Link blacks out.