A/N: I know this has been done LOADS of times before but please be nice and if your a Draco lover then please don't flame me, I like him to but he seemed to fit the part!

Disclaimer at the End!

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:::UNLUCKY:::

This is a story about a boy named Unlucky...........



Early morning, he wakes up

Knock, knock, knock on the door

It's time for classes, perfect hair

It's you they never hope to see

They go "Isn't he Ugly, this Slytherin Prat?"

And they say



He's Unlucky, he's an ass

But he's evil, evil, evil in his Slytherin heart, thinking

If there's terror in other peoples life

Then why does he seem not alright



Lost in a mirror, mirror of erised

But there's no one there to see him now

And the world is winning, and he keeps on losing

But tell me what happens when it stops?

They go "Isn't he ugly, this Slytherin Prat?"

And they say



He's Unlucky, he's an ass

But he's evil, evil, evil in his Slytherin heart, thinking

If there's terror in other peoples life

Then why does he seem not alright



"The Hair with the Most Gel in the Wizard World, and the winner is....Draco!"

"I'm Lee Jorden for The Daily Prophet standing outside the Malfoy Residence waiting for Draco...............Oh my god! Here he comes! READY AIM FIRE!"



Isn't he ugly, this Slytherin Git?

He is so ugly, but why does he smile?

If there's terror in other peoples life

Why does he seem not alright?



He's Unlucky, he's an ass

But he's evil, evil, evil in his Slytherin heart, thinking

If there's terror in other peoples life

Then why does he seem not alright?

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A/N: Please R/R!!!!!!!!!!



Disclaimer: The song was revised by me but is owned by Britney Spears. Draco Malfoy belongs to JK Rowling.