Welcome to another one of me stories. It is only my second story so go easy on me.
On behalf of well, me, I don't all ways agree with what I write. So if this may some how offend any one, flame me get over it, then read the next chapter ok? No? Too bad.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything heck I don't even own the computer I'm working on.
Reviews: It's the first chapter.
I could make an epic tale with the Hero of Time, I could but what fun would that be…
Link was sitting in his tree house drinking coffee and reading the newspaper. "Do you mean, I The Hero of Time may be having a
secret relationship with Marth! That is so b.s.! (If you do not no what it means ask a parent.) Link reads on. "Sheik is a guy? Did
any of you read the Super Smash Brothers Melee manual? Under Sheik's name it uses "she" and "her". I dare you look." Zelda
comes in Link's tree house even though she is suppose to be stopping toxic waste dumping in the Zora's domain, logging in the
Kori Forest and world hunger, but instead she is talking to you, don't you feel special? " Sorry about Link he's mad because no
matter how many times he votes Donald Trump choose the person he hates to be the next Apprentice. So he's ticked… and he is
also still mad about Terry losing Survivor." Said Zelda. "Terry should have won Survivor, Lee should have won Apprentice and
why do I have to wait till next year to see what happens on The Unit!" Yells Link. "Link felt the same way after the season of
Desperate House Wives as over, but we all got over it." Says Zelda trying to be comforting. Young Link comes in. "That's why
you should watch cartoons you don't have to wait when your season ends, because you don't know were it begins. Like Sponge
Bob!" Silence… "I can't believe I was like that when I was a kid…"
Sorry again to all who I offend and that is so short and that my spelling and grammer is bad and, and that I like poptarts to much and...you can stop me any time now. So R&R&Flame.