Marril Christmas!!
Tracey was sitting by a tree, knitting something, but, do we care???
Tracey(giddily singing):Baby, Bye Bye Bye!! (hahahaha!)
Tracey needed to get into the christmas spirit, for it was christmastime.
Tracey: *continues singing that shitty song and knitting*
I SAID TRACEY NEEDED TO GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!
Tracey: *doesnt listen, continues singing and knitting*
*walks up and promptly shoots him with a basooka*
Tracey: moan....*dies*
*dusts off her hands and goes off into an unknown oblivion....probably somewhere in the state of Virginia...*
Now, back to the story.
Tracey was dead, for he couldnt listen.
Better.
WE NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE TRACEY'S PLACE!!!
*Brock walks up and smiles*
YAY!!
Ok.
Brock,Ash,Misty,Pikachu,and Togepi were all by a fire...sitting. (this is getting good,aint it?)
Brock: I cant believe we have known eachother for a year...it has sure gone by fast...
AAM:Yeah...
Pikachu: Pika.
It sure has gone by fast, but, do we care??
Now to Jess,Jimmy, and Meowth!!
They were also, by a fire sitting.
But, something was different.....yeah....
*camera zooms in on Jessie and Jimmy*
Oh.My.Gawd...!
I feel so...iligal for telling you this, but...Jessie is in James' lap!!
And, oh, what's this...?
Meowth is walking toward them with some plant-type object...
*uses binoculars*
Mistletoe....!
Now he's tapping them on their shoulders....
and pointing to the mistletoe.....
and he places it on top of James' head and walks away, smiling......
*looks through binoculars again,pauses, and does her victory dance* *...and falls out of the helecopter that she is watching them in...* *and lands with a thump*
*looks up at J&J*
Jess&Jimmy: *look back at her*
Dont worry...I come in peace....
*walks away casually*
That was close.....well, it looks like theyre in the christmas spirit...
Now let's check in on Professer Oak!
*peeks through his bedroom window*
............!
Uh, let's check up on him later....hes busy.....!
He...he....he....
how bout Ash's Mom??
I have no clue what her name is....but do we care??
Due to recent study, we have found out Ash's mom is Martha Stewart.
Freaky, huh??
Lesse...*peeks in Martha Stewart's window*
Martha Stewart: Deck the halls with bows of holly....tralalalalalalalala
Mimie:Mime,mimie,mime....*sweeps the floors*
Typical.
So typical.
Ok, back to Ash, Misty, Brock,Pikachu, and Togepi.
*uses binoculars*
Ok....Pikachu is shocking Ash....and Ash is falling over and screaming in pain.
It's gotta be the puppy chow.
Pikachu sure is in the christmas spirit.
*the next day*
Marril Christmas everybody!
Looks like everyone is happy happy joy joy today, for the magical jynx with a slegh visited them last night.
Let's see all the presents our friends got.
Ash got....a lump of coal, for he was a bad little pokémon trainer, and a brand new Hyper Ball from Misty and Brock.
Misty got...a shiny new mallot, for she broke her old one from bashing it on Ash's hard head too many times, and she got an Nsync cd from Ash, who knows she hates them (gooooo misty!!) and she retaliated by taping the cd to Ash's head and smashing it with her new mallot, but do we care?
Pikachu got...a cd player, for he wore out his old one listening to (good bands like) Hanson and Sugar Ray and Goo Goo Dolls too much.
Brock got....all the Joy's phone numbers and a "How To Get Cute in Ten Days" book.:
Lez go to Jess and Jimmy.....
OOOOOOH!!! Haha! Jess got an engagement ring from James!!
James got a kiss from Jess....
and vice versa...:
Well, Marril Christmas to all you happy poke ppl and to all a good site!