Comedy Tonight!
A songiod TF Fic from: Slagpit/LunarFormer Productions
Welcome, welcome, fellow TF fans, particularly to anyone here who knows the TransMisfits. This is a simple one shot I had to do, since inspiration struck for it last night. Tonight, the TransMisfits, in addition to a few extras will entertain us from one of the best songs from A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Forum.
(camera pans over to the TransMisfits, all dressed in togas.)
Wolfbane: Why are we clad in these bedsheets?
Slagpit: the play takes place in Ancient Rome. These are togas. Get over it.
(LF runs through the scene)
LunarFormer: TOGA TOGA TOGA!
Slagpit: Shut up, LF. We endevored to give each character lines of the song that fit them, so we had to borrow some from the actual TF series.
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Disclaimer:
TransMisfits belong to: SLF Enterprises-All rights reserved
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Slagpit: Something familiar
LunarFormer: Something peculiar,
Group: Something for everyone!
Tracking: A comedy tonight!
Lifewing and Wingwrath: Something appealing,
Sparksmasher: Something appalling,
Group: Something for everyone:
FlapSnap: A comedy tonight!
Darkbane: Nothing with kings (shoots a portrait of the Starscream corination),
Galvatron: nothing with crowns (stomps on Starscream's crown from the movie);
Wolfbane and Lifewing: Bring on the lovers,
Terrantulus and a Quintesson: liars
FlapSnap and Waspinator: and clowns!
Wolfbane and Darkbane: Old situations,
The new Optimatt Prime: New complications,
Darkbane: Nothing portentous or polite;
Sparksmasher: Tragedy tomorrow,
Windsplit: Comedy tonight!
Ionburst: Something convulsive,
Sparksmasher: Something repulsive,
Group: Something for everyone:
LunarFormer: A comedy tonight!
the smallest of the new TransMisfits from Coruscant (no name yet): Something aesthetic,
Slagpit: Something frenetic,
Group: Something for everyone
Wingwrath: A comedy tonight!
Wolfbane: Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Darkbane: Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
Slagpit: Nothing that's formal (tosses a tuxedo over his shoulder),
Sparksmasher: Nothing that's normal (points over at Vidwave, who tries to punch him),
LunarFormer: No recitations to recite;
Wolfbane: Open up the curtain
Lifewing: Comedy Tonight!
FlapSnap: Something erratic,
Silverbolt (Beast Wars): Something dramatic,
Group: Something for everyone
Dustoff: A comedy tonight!
Ionburst: Frenzy and frolic,
LunarFormer (while carrying large TF logos): Strictly symbolic,
Group: Something for everyone
Shortrange: A comedy tonight!
Wolfbane: Something familiar,
Sparksmasher: Something peculiar,
Group: Something for everybody
Starscream (just for kicks, let's pull him in): Comedy tonight!
Wingwrath (holding up a REALLY ugly dress): Something that's gaudy,
Darkbane (standing behind Wingwrath): Something that's bawdy--
LunarFormer: Something for everybawdy!
Group: Comedy tonight!
Darkbane: Nothing that's grim.
Lifewing: Nothing that's Greek.
Wolfbane (pointing to Lifewing): She plays Medea later this week.
Lifewing and Wingwrath: Stunning surprises!
Darkbane, Sparksmasher, and Light/Darkstorm: Cunning (Lightstorm transforms to Darkstorm) disguises!
Entire group of real TF characters: Hundreds of actors out of sight!
Slagpit: Pantaloons and tunics!
Windsplit: Courtesans and eunuchs!
The new Optimatt Prime: Funerals and chases!
LunarFormer and Ionburst: Baritones and basses!
Sparksmasher: Panderers!…hey, why'd I get this line?
Darkbane: Philanderers!…I've done no such thing!
Wolfbane: Cupidity!
FlapSnap: Timidity!
Tracking: Mistakes!…sorry Vid.
Andriod Slagpit: Fakes!
LunarFormer: Rhymes!
All Decepticons: Crimes!
Slagpit (jumping around and gaining speed with each word): Tumblers! Grumblers! Bumblers! Fumblers! Mumblers!
Whole cast of this fic: No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
Wolfbane and Lifewing: And a happy ending, of course!
Wolfbane and Darkbane: Goodness and badness,
Sparksmasher and Terrantulous: Panic is madness—(laughs insanely)
Slagpit: This time it all turns out all right!…I hope.
LunarFormer: Tragedy tomorrow,
Group: Comedy tonight!
(now comes the difficult part)
Darkbane and Wingwrath:
Lovers divided
Get co-incided.
Something for everyone--
Wolfbane and Lifewing:
A comedy tonight!
MPD:
Father and mother
Get one another.
Slagpit:
Something for everyone--…MPD, you ok?
Sparksmasher and Terrantulous:
A tragedy tonight!
Random Fembot with the Autobot clones:
I get the twins, they get the best.
Albedo (gripping head as her brothers bother her):
I get a family.
Slagpit:
I get a rest.
Wolfbane and Darkbane (standing by Lifewing and Wingwrath respectively):
We get a few girls.
Albedo (holding up pics of Antiqualis, Menace, Nemesis, Monartrix):
I get some new girls.
Waspinator:
I get the thing I want to be:
Free!
Free! Free! Free! Free! Free!
Everybody:
Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns.
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
Wolfbane: What is the moral?
LunarFormer: Must be a moral.
Slagpit: Here is the moral, wrong or right:
Darkbane: Morals tomorrow!
Everyone: Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy tonight!
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P.S. Albe, I hope you didn't mind taking a few lines….I just needed someone to fill some slots. Tah tah for now…(Slagpit and LunarFormer are running from the TransMisfits, the original TransFormers, and the Beast Warriors)
A songiod TF Fic from: Slagpit/LunarFormer Productions
Welcome, welcome, fellow TF fans, particularly to anyone here who knows the TransMisfits. This is a simple one shot I had to do, since inspiration struck for it last night. Tonight, the TransMisfits, in addition to a few extras will entertain us from one of the best songs from A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Forum.
(camera pans over to the TransMisfits, all dressed in togas.)
Wolfbane: Why are we clad in these bedsheets?
Slagpit: the play takes place in Ancient Rome. These are togas. Get over it.
(LF runs through the scene)
LunarFormer: TOGA TOGA TOGA!
Slagpit: Shut up, LF. We endevored to give each character lines of the song that fit them, so we had to borrow some from the actual TF series.
………………………………………………………………………………………………
Disclaimer:
TransMisfits belong to: SLF Enterprises-All rights reserved
………………………………………………………………………………………………
Slagpit: Something familiar
LunarFormer: Something peculiar,
Group: Something for everyone!
Tracking: A comedy tonight!
Lifewing and Wingwrath: Something appealing,
Sparksmasher: Something appalling,
Group: Something for everyone:
FlapSnap: A comedy tonight!
Darkbane: Nothing with kings (shoots a portrait of the Starscream corination),
Galvatron: nothing with crowns (stomps on Starscream's crown from the movie);
Wolfbane and Lifewing: Bring on the lovers,
Terrantulus and a Quintesson: liars
FlapSnap and Waspinator: and clowns!
Wolfbane and Darkbane: Old situations,
The new Optimatt Prime: New complications,
Darkbane: Nothing portentous or polite;
Sparksmasher: Tragedy tomorrow,
Windsplit: Comedy tonight!
Ionburst: Something convulsive,
Sparksmasher: Something repulsive,
Group: Something for everyone:
LunarFormer: A comedy tonight!
the smallest of the new TransMisfits from Coruscant (no name yet): Something aesthetic,
Slagpit: Something frenetic,
Group: Something for everyone
Wingwrath: A comedy tonight!
Wolfbane: Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Darkbane: Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
Slagpit: Nothing that's formal (tosses a tuxedo over his shoulder),
Sparksmasher: Nothing that's normal (points over at Vidwave, who tries to punch him),
LunarFormer: No recitations to recite;
Wolfbane: Open up the curtain
Lifewing: Comedy Tonight!
FlapSnap: Something erratic,
Silverbolt (Beast Wars): Something dramatic,
Group: Something for everyone
Dustoff: A comedy tonight!
Ionburst: Frenzy and frolic,
LunarFormer (while carrying large TF logos): Strictly symbolic,
Group: Something for everyone
Shortrange: A comedy tonight!
Wolfbane: Something familiar,
Sparksmasher: Something peculiar,
Group: Something for everybody
Starscream (just for kicks, let's pull him in): Comedy tonight!
Wingwrath (holding up a REALLY ugly dress): Something that's gaudy,
Darkbane (standing behind Wingwrath): Something that's bawdy--
LunarFormer: Something for everybawdy!
Group: Comedy tonight!
Darkbane: Nothing that's grim.
Lifewing: Nothing that's Greek.
Wolfbane (pointing to Lifewing): She plays Medea later this week.
Lifewing and Wingwrath: Stunning surprises!
Darkbane, Sparksmasher, and Light/Darkstorm: Cunning (Lightstorm transforms to Darkstorm) disguises!
Entire group of real TF characters: Hundreds of actors out of sight!
Slagpit: Pantaloons and tunics!
Windsplit: Courtesans and eunuchs!
The new Optimatt Prime: Funerals and chases!
LunarFormer and Ionburst: Baritones and basses!
Sparksmasher: Panderers!…hey, why'd I get this line?
Darkbane: Philanderers!…I've done no such thing!
Wolfbane: Cupidity!
FlapSnap: Timidity!
Tracking: Mistakes!…sorry Vid.
Andriod Slagpit: Fakes!
LunarFormer: Rhymes!
All Decepticons: Crimes!
Slagpit (jumping around and gaining speed with each word): Tumblers! Grumblers! Bumblers! Fumblers! Mumblers!
Whole cast of this fic: No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
Wolfbane and Lifewing: And a happy ending, of course!
Wolfbane and Darkbane: Goodness and badness,
Sparksmasher and Terrantulous: Panic is madness—(laughs insanely)
Slagpit: This time it all turns out all right!…I hope.
LunarFormer: Tragedy tomorrow,
Group: Comedy tonight!
(now comes the difficult part)
Darkbane and Wingwrath:
Lovers divided
Get co-incided.
Something for everyone--
Wolfbane and Lifewing:
A comedy tonight!
MPD:
Father and mother
Get one another.
Slagpit:
Something for everyone--…MPD, you ok?
Sparksmasher and Terrantulous:
A tragedy tonight!
Random Fembot with the Autobot clones:
I get the twins, they get the best.
Albedo (gripping head as her brothers bother her):
I get a family.
Slagpit:
I get a rest.
Wolfbane and Darkbane (standing by Lifewing and Wingwrath respectively):
We get a few girls.
Albedo (holding up pics of Antiqualis, Menace, Nemesis, Monartrix):
I get some new girls.
Waspinator:
I get the thing I want to be:
Free!
Free! Free! Free! Free! Free!
Everybody:
Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns.
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
Wolfbane: What is the moral?
LunarFormer: Must be a moral.
Slagpit: Here is the moral, wrong or right:
Darkbane: Morals tomorrow!
Everyone: Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy tonight!
………………………………………………………………………………………………
P.S. Albe, I hope you didn't mind taking a few lines….I just needed someone to fill some slots. Tah tah for now…(Slagpit and LunarFormer are running from the TransMisfits, the original TransFormers, and the Beast Warriors)