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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me - Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me - two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me- three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - five samehadas, four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - six paths of pain, five samahadas, four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus. and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me - seven shark bombs, six paths of pain, five samahadas, four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - eight shinra tenseis, seven shark bombs, six paths of pain, five samahadas, four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - nine Hidans swearing, eight shinra tenseis, seven shark bombs, six paths of pain, five samahadas, four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus., and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - ten origami flowers, nine Hidans swearing, eight shinra tenseis., seven shark bombs, six paths of pain, five samahadas, four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me - eleven bombs a bombing, ten origami flowers, nine Hidans swearing, eight shinra tenseis, seven shark bombs, six paths of pain, five samahadas , four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras, two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me- twelve Orochimarus experimenting, eleven bombs a bombing, ten origami flowers, nine Hidans swearing, eight shinra tenseis, seven shark bombs, six paths of pain, five samahadas, four mangekyo sharingans, three blonde Deidaras , two talking Zetsus and Tobi pinned to a tree.

Hidan: WTF?

Me: Quiet, it's funny. Tobi likes it, he won't stop reading it.

Deidara: He'll read anything un.

Merry Christmas and to the readers in jolly old England, Happy Christmas.