Leonardo da Vinci was playing basketball in Magical Rainbow Land. On the other team was Darth Vader. As they balled the baskets, they were having a heated argument over coffee and tea. "Tea is the best" said Vader. "You're dumb and bad and WRONG, all of which coffee is not" said da Vinci. They continued for several hours, while footbasketing some impressive soccballs. The Almighty Rainbows that govern Magical Rainbow Land, seeing fruit juice as the superior drink, took great offense to this, blasting craters in the basebaskefootball boxfield. This did not delay Vade and Vinc, who continued to argue and basketize. Eventually SoniKamina joined in, and said that they were both wrong and that space jelly is best beverage. Vade and Vinc both accused SoKa that he was being postmodernist and should end it. SoKa replied "yeah, well YOU DRIVE CARS!" while making a 6-pointer. hole in one! Vade was still outraged at SoKa's retort, which he found to be offensive to his religion. In other words, he found his lack of faith disturbing. Suddenly, Vinc got a strike. He was distressed and surprised that his dinosaur powers could not prevent such a thing. Vade took off his helmet and he was actually David Bowie. A guy with a popsicle stand came by and gave everybody popsicles. SoKa was a bit nervous, because all he could muster was popsicle hamon. After a while, popsicle stand guy grabbed his stickbat and joined the game. He annihilated the competition with his meaty pokes and his noscoping. Achieving a truce, they went to drink soda. The magical rainbows confiscated their drinks and sent them all to court. Hot Chocolate Josh was the defense attorney. Johnson Dod Smith was the prosecutor. and presiding over the case as the judge was Bif. Josh presented a crimson fish as evidence. Smith, seeing that josh was named after hot chocolate, accused him of defying the rainbows. Bif ruled that josh was guilty, and thus Vade, Vinc, SoKa, and popsicle stand guy were deemed innocent. The end