"Eggs are oval-shaped, Sammy."
"Um...Okay... and?"
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"It's Easter day."
"I repeat, Dean. Okay.. and."
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"We gotta celebrate the awesomeness of eggs."
"Uh... I don't think you've quite caught the meaning of Easter, Dean. It's not strictly about eggs, more of a Christian feast to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus."
"Don't insult my intelligence, Sasquatch. I'm well-versed in all forms of religion. That kinda comes with the job."
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"So.. where do the eggs come into it?"
Well, if you weren't so ass-tight and prissy, Sammy. I was going to buy you a big chocolate one, stuffed with M&M's.
"M&M's. Thanks, but that sounds more your thing."
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"You're right, dude. What I should buy you is a cute chocolate rabbit. That's what girlie, long-haired little brothers go for, especially ones who believed in the Easter Bunny until they were all of eleven years old...and you don't need to bitch-face me! A simple thank you will do!
"Happy Easter, Sammy."
" Uh...Happy Easter, Dean."