The Clash of Titans
Announcer:
Welcome to Clash of Titans fighting!
Announcer
2: Tonight we have in the right corner…
Announcer:
The Final Fantasy VIII team! Squall, Irvine, Quistis, Rinoa, Zell, and Selphie.
Announcer
2: In the Left side…
Announcer:
The Final Fantasy VII team! Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Barret, Red XIII, Cid, Yuffie,
Cait Sith and Vincent.
Announcer:
Let the fight begin!
Squall:
Lion Heart!
Squall
jumps up into the air and before he can start slashing his blade is chopped in
two. Cloud calmly put on a Zorro like face and Swoosh! Slice! Viola! Squall's
pants fall down revealing Teletubbies boxers. He screams like a girl and runs
out of the ring!
Rinoa:
So that's why he's so idiotic.
Irvine
is trying to put the moves on Tifa when…
Tifa:
FINAL HEAVEN!
Irvine
is blasted into a time-compressed world where Pewee Herman rules!
Author:
this is getting good!
Zell:
Bring it ON!!
Cloud:
Finishing Touch!
Zell
is blasted into Omega Weapon's Chamber.
Zell:
MOMMYYYYYYYYY
Selphie:
Face the wrath of my rubber ducky!!
She
gives a fatal blow to Aeris.
Aeris's
dying words are." Everyone's Grudge" The remaining FF8 Characters are burnt to
a crisp.
Depending on reviews I might write a
sequel.
Cid Highwind
