A/N: more crazy wackiness LIVE!! located @ camp green lake! prepare urself for randomness, roooomance (perhaps), peril, and LAUGHTER!! MUA HA HAAAAAAA!

Disclaimer: seeing as how i'm not louis sachar, i do not own holes. although i wish i owned zigzag. (lol laurie). neway, read on, readers!!

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The Warden stood proudly in front of her cabin and looked out among the dry lake. "Ain't it beautiful, Mr. Sir?"

"Um....yeah," Mr. Sir answered, glancing briefly at the landscape then turning back to his autographed picture of Nicole Kidman. "If you say so."

"The stupid AG was actually thick enough to believe I had changed my ways, and would not torture the children here any longer! THE FOOLS!! BUA HA HAA!!!!" the Warden cackled evilly. "Heh, and they wanted someone to come watch me to keep me on my toes, but the good ole AG trusted me too much!!"

"It was a mistake, weren't it?" Mr. Sir asked.

Meanwhile, in D-Tent.....

"It sure feels nice to be home," St. No-No sighed sarcastically. "My parents were just getting used to me again, too.....hey, did I just dis myself?"

"No, I get what you mean," Dude said, jumping onto her cot (having forgotton how hard they were). "OW!"

"Hey, do you guys remember Twitch?" Eloisha asked randomly. "We never got a replacement for him, did we?"

"Nope," responded X-Ray. "Now that I think of it, you're right. Hmmmm...."

"Actually, I heard Mr. Sir and the Warden talking about someone new coming in," Zig Zag said. "Only ..... instead of a boy, it's going to be--"

"A MAN!!" Starfish shouted. "ORLANDO BLOOM, RIGHT?! Hm, I wonder what he could've done to--"

"Starfish, please let me continue," Zig Zag interrupted. "As I was saying, we're getting a girl in instead of a boy, because the Warden thinks there are too many guys in D-Tent for no apparent reason. So you gals'd better get ready to break in a new member any day now."

"Goooooooooooooood morning, D-Tent!" said Mr. Pendanski, striding into the tent. "Let's all hustle on down to the cafeteria! Now I know that you may be a bit tired since it's your first day back, but that don't make a difference now, does it?"

D-Tent trudged miserably down to the cafeteria. "Sleeping in is what I miss most about home, I think," Ukulele Peanut yawned.

"I second that," Armpit...seconded.

"Hey, what's up with you?" Magnet asked.

"What do you mean?" Armpit inquired.

"You don't...." Magnet sniffed the air. "You don't smell as bad as you used to."

"Oh, that," Armpit said, looking a little embarassed. "Well, my parents said that I smelled worse that three dead skunks and rotten eggs when the first saw me again--"

"No wonder everyone in the train station was staring at you," Eloisha muttered.

"Actually, I think they were staring at Drew Barrymore and Meryl Streep," Dude said. "Or the Casablanca-esque goodbye between you and Zero."

Eloisha buried her face in her hands and began to randomly sob uncontrollably. "ZERO!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!"

"Woah," said X-Ray in a shallow voice. "You like Zero?"

"I liked his afro," Ukulele Peanut recalled.

"Zero was the only person I ever met who could actually sit still long enough for me to draw a good picture!!" Eloisha cried.

Zig Zag stared at her. "WOW! Elisha, you actually admitted that you're art is good!! Congratulations!!"

"What?" asked Eloisha.

"This is amazing!" Squid said. "You actually, like, didn't insult a picture you drew! You're always saying that they 'aren't good' or something.'"

"Very funny, guys," Eloisha sighed.

"Not trying to be funny," Zig Zag said. "Just pointing something out. And you know what, I just realized something...."

"That the phrase 'chicken fingers' is misleading?" Hammer asked him.

"No, I miss Zero, too!" Zig Zag sobbed. "Oh NO!! I'M GETTIN' DEWEY- EYED!! AAAAAAAAAAUGH, THE POOR LITTLE KID!!!!"

"Don't worry," Hammer consoled him, patting him on the back comfortingly. "He's got Meryl Streep and Drew Barrymore working for him, so I think he's doing ok."

"Why, they'll find his mom in no time, I'm sure of it!" Squid said. "Hey, St. No-No, that reminds me. My mom says that she recieved a voo-doo doll of George Bush from you the other day...."

"That's the only problem with you," St. No-No snorted. "You stupid Republican!"

"Hey, I'M not a Republican, I'm Independent!" Squid said.

"Yes, but are you MISS Independent?!" Dude asked before breaking out into a chorus of that song.

"Dude, that song is so old," Eloisha said. "How can you be singing it?"

"Would you rather me start singing She-bangs?" Armpit asked.

"Um--no."

"Hey look, there's a bus pulling up!" Starfish noted. "It must be the new kid!"

D-Tent ran to the window of the cafeteria to get a better look.

"OH MY GOSH, IT'S MERYL STREEP!!!" St. No-No shouted. "AGAIN!!"

"AND DREW BARRYMORE!!" Squid shouted.

"Zero!" Eloisha cried, pushing through her peers and running out into the desert. "Hey, Zero!"

"Yo, Pucca person!" called out Drew, recalling the fact that Eloisha had been wearing a Pucca T-shirt the day they met. "We found this guy's mom!"

"Really? You found her?"

"Yeah," Zero said, shifting the weight of the backpack he was carrying. "It turns out that she's been looking for me too...."

"It was truly a magic moment when they saw each other again for the first time," Drew informed Eloisha.

"Yes," Meryl agreed. "But those poopy police people insisted that Zero come back here, just because he stole a hot dog in the city." She rolled her eyes, muttering under breath, "Cops."

"And now I'm stuck here for another year," Zero said. "But I don't mind, because this place is really like my second home. Or rather my first home."

"That reminds me," said Drew. "Are you in D-Tent, with Zero?"

"Yes," Eloisha answered.

"In that case, meet your newest fellow inmate!" Meryl said. "Tess, c'mere!"

A gal with short blonde hair bounced off the bus and shook Elisha's hand. "Hi, I'm Tess. And don't get the wrong idea about me, 'cause I'm not a criminal. You see, I was--"

"Tess says she was framed," Drew finished for her. "But, innocent or not, she's been sent here for the next couple years."

"I've worked with her dad," Meryl says. "He does commercials."

"Ohhh, coolioso!" Eloisha said, beaming. "Well, Tess, you must come and meet all the others, I'm sure they're dying to see you."

"Okey-dokey, artichokey!" Tess said.

Eloisha stared at her blankly. "Um.....right."

"Well, bye," Drew said bluntly, giving the three of them a little wave. "I'm off to go make Charlie's Angels Three!!" They all gave her surprised looks, causing her to add with exasperation, "I was just kidding."

"It has been a pleasure getting to know you, Zero," Meryl said, as she and Drew boared the bus again. "Tah-Tah!"

"Cheerio, dahlings!" Drew said in a strange British accent as they drove away.

Eloisha led Tess back to the cafeteria, where D-Tent was waiting anxiously.

"My fellow evil-doers, please welcome our newest D-Tent member, Tess," Eloisha said. "She'll be with us for a while, so why don't y'all introduce yourselves?"

To make a very long story short, they did. But if you want me to list their names, I will........no i won't.

"Well, you ready to start diggin'?" St. No-No asked Tess.

"As ready as I'm ever gonna be," Tess answered.

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A/N: well, there's the 1st chapter o' part 2! i hope u liked!! plz review as i write the next chapter, to be posted soon! BUA HA HAAA!