Jakob spun. he spun right into my arms. But like, how fast was he spinning? What if he was spinning so fast that even if you caught him in your arms it wouldn't do anything and you both end up spinning into the sky because he's just going so fast. Spin and spin till the end of time and even after. what if we eventually stoped spinning but we realized we spun so fast we traveled into the future. The year is 42069 and time travel is possible. You get all the horse race winning bets for the next 30 years in your real time. You go back in time. You get rich. Jakob is no longer a ballerina butler he's a king and you're his queen. and ur son is a spoiled rich kid but u love him anyway. jakobs like "wanna spin again"? So you spin but you spin so fast you end up blasting off into space and spinning amongst the stars. there's no gravity so you start tilting but ur still spinning. You just can't stop spinning. you spend 80 years in space spinning. Before you spin into the atmosphere of another planet. You're spinning so much. Things are heating up now. you both scream because its so hot. but now you're spinning faster. "Gotta go fast" you mumble as he says "burn baby burn". You're a living asteroid now and you make impact with the planet but you're still spinning. you landed on the ground but like, on your side so now you're rolling. You roll so fast it ends up picking you up off the ground and back on your feet. But you're still spinning, and the planets inhabitants are scared of the mighty spinning asteroid that's actually just a Butler and his lady. they get so scared that they put a spaceship down in from of where you're spinning, you spin into it, and then you're launched into space. still spinning. The power of your spinning is so strong that the spaceship starts spinning too.
THE SACESHIP SPINS INTO EARTHS ATMOSPHERE AGAIN. "WELCOME BACK!" SAYS EVERYBODY AS YOU SPIN OUT OF THE SPACESHIP AND INTO THE CROWD OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU FINALLY STOPPED SPINNING BC THEY CAUGHT YOU AND YALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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