Disclaimer's: I don't own X-Men, and if this fic turns out as crappy as I think it might, maybe that's a good thing...

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Would You Love Me Tomorrow...

God, this is embarrassing. I'm actually scared of this. I don't get scared. I never get scared. At least not this easily. It's really quite simple. You go in there, tell the girl you love her, and wait and see what happens. Nothing to be scared of...

So why am I so nervous? I'm usually the bravest one on this team. I'm the first 1 to yell, "Kill the flamin' bastards!" when Laser Tag for Eyes and Weather Woman want to retreat. I'm the 1 with the kick-ass claws. I'M FLAMIN' WEAPON X!

That's right, I, Wolverine, am scared. Of what, you ask? This is the embarrassing part: I am scared of a woman.

What! Who is it? you ask again. Not telling.

It's Jean, you say. You're afraid to tell her you love her! Wait a minute! Didn't you do that already?

Yes, I did. So, what does that tell you? IT'S NOT JEAN!

Who is it, you ask me yet again. She's the only 1 you've ever loved! This is confusing you...

It's Storm...

*Crickets are heard chirping*

Yeah, I know, I just made fun of her. I called her Weather Woman and implied that she was a coward. So what? I have an image to keep up, you know....

Half of you are probably stunned speechless and the other half of you is probably rolling on the floor laughing at me. I don't blame you...

For the half of you that is stunned speechless, I know you thought Jean would be my only love. So did I. I was wrong. We all make mistakes and then we get over it. Deal with it. Storm is every bit as sexy and lovable as Jean. God, I sound like a sap...

For those of you who are rolling on the floor laughing at me, IT'S NOT FUNNY! I have every right to be scared of Storm even though she couldn't hurt a fly. A toad maybe, but not a fly and certainly not me. May I also remind you as you laugh, I'm the 1 with the kick-ass claws in my hand.

*All laughter stops*

I thought so...

When did you realize this, you ask. This is major news!

I don't know. I woke up 1 morning and at breakfast, I realized I was seeing her in a whole new way. A romantic way, like I used to see Jean. Except now, Jean is fading from my mind and Storm is taking her place. It's also not like I had a chance with Jean. Not with Laser Tag for Eyes around. Some people have the worst taste... Anyway, I digress.

Don't look so shocked. I have an extensive vocabulary, too, you know. Beast isn't the only smart one around here...

So, you say, it's simple. Go tell her you love her and see what happens. You had the right idea in the first place. It's not like she has a boyfriend or anything.

IT'S NOT THAT EASY!

I have never had to come right out and say that I love someone. I dropped hints to Jean and she got the point. I can't drop hints to Storm because I don't know how to drop hints to her. She never does anything to make me drop hints about and that could mean that she doesn't like me. I mean, we're friends and all. Everyone says that's a good place to start a relationship. It's not like I just want to sleep with her or anything. I genuinely like her. I think the only reason I wanted Jean was because I couldn't have her and it was a challenge to see if I could get her.

Now, the only challenge is telling Storm I like her before I either die or decide it's not worth it, which by the way, it is.

I will do it. I am Weapon X. I have kick-ass claws. I am the bravest 1 on this team. And none of this will matter to her. She's the kind of girl who likes intelligence and a nice personality.

I'm doomed...

I have intelligence and a nice personality, it's just I have a tough-guy image to keep up and I don't usually show them. Maybe she'll realize there's more to me than the image and make the move on her own...

Fat chance, bub....

So, what do I do?

I know, it just hit me! Ask Jean. Why? Jean's a girl (duh) and she knows how girls think and what they like, not to mention she's 1 of Storm's best friends. And she won't have to worry because she'll know it's not her I'm obsessed with anymore. Perfect!

Here it goes...

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Thanx, ja ne! The Management