Dear Diary,
Hello. It me. Naruto. I turn into girl today. Teacher get mad. He not happy that I turn to girl. I then try make clone. I make one clone. I happy. He say I suck. I sad. I fail. Why I fail diary? Why? Huh? HUH?! WHY?! I?! FAIL?! Oh you just diary. You no speak. Sorry. So I go away from school. I no want go back again. Maybe I go turn to girl and be girl. I look good. Haha. I so hot. People will say, hey Naurto you hot. Then I say, I know. It be good. Haha so good. I be model and get million and billion money. Suckers.
Naruto