overrated. People usually use pop songs and throw a story in that has nothing
to with the lyrics (some people are excellent at not doing this, though). I've
done a few, though, and I've tried like hell to make sure the song and the story
related. Well, I'm going to try again. Here goes...
Okay, so maybe this song is about two girls and the story is about two
guys.
Big fucking deal! (Did I mention I'm a little testy at the moment?)
The song
fits, so get over it! I guess I shouldn't be testy, because I'm writing
this as a
gift to a certain Zack-loving someone...
"Everything"
my mother gave me one more reason not to call you on the phone
she said "ya chase girls like that all yer life you will wind up alone"
"You chase boys like that all your life, you will wind up alone,"
the tall,
handsome, silver-haired and drool-worthy man said, "And you don't want
to be
alone, correct, Zack?"
"How am I supposed to change how he acts? Leave him alone? No!
Persue him," Zack said, licking his lips at the slender man several
yards away.
Cloud saw him from the corner of his eye, and he scoffed. Zack
was
known for being a little flirt, and he could be as relentless as they
come. For
some reason, he, Cloud, had been his new target. He couldn't pass him
without getting winked at, Zack was always passing him notes in seminars
("Don't you ever think about making love to me?"). He even asked him
on a
date the other night! Cloud! On a date! With a GUY!
i guess i've just the right to take you out for a capucinno
you refuse my advances once again, i can't hear one more no!
"You know you'll never catch him," the silver-haired man said.
"I'll bet you that if I can just kiss him once...that'll change
his mind.
About EVERYTHING."
i wish you would get over him!
i'll change yer mind about ev'rything...
Cloud folded his uniform neatly on the bench. He was all alone
in the
showers. Or at least he thought so, until a skillful hand swung around
his
waist and moved playfully to remove his towel. Cloud whirled around
and saw
(he should of guessed) Zack smiling smugly.
"Just what do you think you're doing?!" Cloud said, clutching
his towel
so that it covered most of his chest as well as his crotch.
"C'mon, Spike, what's wrong with a li'l feel?" he said playfully
in a low
voice. "Hmm...Spike. Wonder what you'd look like in a dog collar."
"That's enough!"
when i wink at you you always turn the other cheek
i drilled a hole in the girls' showers so that at you i could peek
Zack just smirked a little, and said, "Admit it. You've thought.
You've
considered my offers."
"I have not! God, you're sick! Even if I had, it would only be
to get you
off my case!"
Swiftly, Zack moved right in front of Cloud. The chests were
just nearly
touching one another. In his lowest, sexiest voice that had driven
men wild in
the past, he whispered, "Are you telling me you've never imagine what
it would
feel like to have this snake in my pants buried deep inside you?"
i'd love to get you naked and throw you in the back of my dad's car
i hear that if i get to third base with you it won't be too far!
Cloud came very dangerously close to getting aroused at this,
but he
backed away, nearly tripping on the bench. "What is your problem?!"
"You're my problem, Cloud. I get what I want."
"I'll scream rape!"
Zack smiled, his eyes narrowed. "You do that."
i wish you would get over him!
i'll change yer mind about ev'rything
"So, how did it go?" the silver-haired man asked.
Zack smirk as he watched Cloud training. "He wants me. The line
got
him."
"Nearly got me in bed with you."
Zack laughed. "That's right! You're the one that got away!" His
smirk fell
back in place as he looked at Cloud glance at him the look away. "And
I intend
for you to be the only one that got away."
as i grow older i feel better about me and myself
i swear i never ever once wished i was anybody else
Cloud dropped his training and stalked over to Zack. "Look, bastard,
I'm sick of you playing these mind games with me."
"You're right. No more mind games. Let's move on to bedroom games."
"I'm fucking serious! Now I want you to leave me alone or else
I'll stick
my sword straight up you ass!"
Zack saw a PERFECT opening to make a line that would make Cloud
wish he'd never said that, but one look from his silver-haired companion
shut
him up.
"Got it?!" Cloud said, looking like he was on his last nerve.
"Fine," Zack said, "but I just want you to remember this."
He moved forward slightly as he had the night before, and said
in the
same voice, "I could have made it the best time of you life."
i'd like to say that you should come around and fancy me sometime
i know that i could possibly make it the best time of yer life
As Cloud walked away, Zack said under his breath, "You're mine."
i wish you would get over him!
i'll change yer mind about ev'rything
i'll change yer mind!
i'll change yer mind!
i'll change yer mind!
yeah, i'll change yer mind!
uhh-huhh!