My Little Parody: Friendship is Da Bomb!
Twilight Sparkle skipped along the street. "Do do do do do do!"
"HEY TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! HEY, HEY, TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! HEY TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! HEY, HEY, TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!" somepony called out.
Twilight turned her head around like an owl.
"What the FAAAAUUUUUOOOOAAA-!" BOOM! A BOMB EXPLODED.
"- DO YOU WANT?!"
IT. WAS. SPAAARTAAA! No. It was Derpy.
She sniffled. "First of all, dodo birds are extinct."
"I was saying do do like "doo doo" you dodo."
Derpy crossed her eyes. "Doo doo? Gross!"
Twilight face-hoofed herself.
"Ugh!"
"Oh, and I, I, I, um, I, uhhh, uhh, um, I, uh-"
"Get the FAUUUUOOOAAAAA-!" ANOTHER BOMB EXPLODES.
"—on with it!"
"Oh. I just wanted to give you this apple… WAAAAHHHHH!" she burst out crying like Pinkie Pie at the end of Season 1 Episode 2.
"Uh, Derpy?"
She stopped crying and made a squishy Dashie face. "Yesh?" (squeaky rubber ducky sound effect followed by brony 'awww')
"That's a muffin."
Derpy looked down at the muffin she was holding.
She glared angrily at Twilight.
"MY MOTHER'S NOT IRISH, YOU JERK!"
She threw the muffin at Twilight.
Poh! SMACK MOMENT!
"DERPY, WHAT THE FAUUOOOAAA-!" BOMB EXLPODES. AGAIN.
"—IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"Hmm…." Derpy pulled out a list and it unraveled to a length of about 60 feet.
"Well, there's lice, diabetes, chronic back pain-"
(NO OFFENSE TO ANYBODY THAT HAS ANY OF THESE PROBLEMS. THEY ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER)
"Oh…" Twilight face-hoofed herself. Again.
"Athlete's hoof, hepatitis, Acne-"
Twilight walked away... trying to ignore her.
"Halitosis, strabismus, Alzheimer's,- oh, where ya goin Twilight?"
"Away." She answered calmly.
"Herrrr… Derrrrr… her. Der. Derrrrrr hurrrrr…. Der."
Now she was in Pinkie Pie's cupcake shop.
"Oh thank goodness Pinkie, it's so good to s-"
"SELL CUPCAKES!"
"Yes that, too. Well-"
"Hey! DID YOU EVER NOTICE HOW SUPER DUPER TUPER TERRIFICALLY SUPER VERY DUPER EXTREMELY ULTIMITALEY PINK I AM?!"
"Yes, but-"
"I'm the same color as Patrick! Maybe we are twins!"
"Pinkie, now is not the time for Spongebob references-"
"I'm… PINKIE, I'M PINKIE, PINKIE, PINKIE, PINKIE! AND I LIKE… uh... I don't know what I like."
"Pink-"
"Oh! Right! I like CUPCAKES!"
Riiing!
"Oh the phone! I'll get it!"
"Hello is this Sugarcube Corner?"
"No this is Pinkie." Slam! She hung up.
Riing!
"Hey, is this Sugarcube Corner?
"Noooo, this is Pinkie!"
Slam!
Riing!
"Um, hi, is this Sugarcube Corner?"
"NO! THIS IS PINKIE!"
SLAM!
"Oh brother, I'm out of here!"
"Good to know, but I don't need a play-by-play."
"Shining Armor? When did you-"
"Oh, I have many secrets my little Twily!"
Evil cross-eyed moment like Pinkie in "Party of One!"
"MUUWAHAHA!"
"Oh, kay." Twilight raised her front hoof a bit.
"Ahhh! She's gonna hit me!"
Shing Armor said in a tattle-tale voice.
SMACK!
"Cadence! Ow!"
"Don't hurt my wittle Shining Awmowr bear!"
Grrr! She growled at Twilight. I don't think ponies can growl, but so what?
"Do the Hustle!" I n came Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy. They were doing the Hustle.
"Do-do-do-duh-do-duh-do-do-do! They all sang!
"Ahhh! Too many ponies! What's going on here?!" Twilight was trying to find her way out of the Sweet Shoppe.
"Everypony dance now!" Fluttershy sang in a high voice.
"Ok, I'm done!" Twilight, while the other ponies were dancing, built a tall 25-story building, then jumped off it.
A/N: whew! Talk about a half-hour story! It was short I know!
Let me know if I should do another thing like this!
Please R&R this and my other stories! Bye!
~EmeraldFire~