Perspective. It was all in how you look at it.
Looking at Ziva, you see a strong woman able to kill you with anything on her desk.
Including a paperclip.
If there was some magic object that you could use to see inside of people, she would be a whole different picture book.
You see, conflicting emotions bay in Ziva's mind, telling her to do things that she knows would be stupid.
But she doesn't do any of them.
And that is why we qualify her as "smart".
Not to say that humans are stupid, but the select few are very speacail people.(Sorry for the spelling.)
One of them being Tony Dinozzo.
At least, that's what Ziva thought.
You see, throwing balls of paper at a person when thyself is bored is not, shall we say, "smart".
It is also stupid if the object of your paper is a girl.
Who can kill you with a paperclip.
Not very smart.
So when the girl finally snaps and throws the first thing in her reach at you, you don't deserve it.
Since said object was a knife.
Right?
Wrong.
And her spilling that boiling thing your boss drinks on your pants is overreacting. Right?
Again no.
Silly Dinozzo.
You should write a book.
About how to piss women off.
That would be smart.
Sort of.
You know, forget I'm here.
I never said any of this to you.
And I don't know anything about getting stains out.
So stop asking.
Now.
Okay, you Know what?
I'm ending this chapter.
Oh, go f*** yourself.
Stupid alarm that goes ****** every time I swear.
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Go ***********ing ****er!
Being a tirent suks.
So does being their bosses boss.
I hate it when that happens.
So, if you hadn't guessed, I am in desprate need of a Beta Writer. Help!!!! Also, Review. I HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!