Not mine. I just like to play with them. This was inspired by the lovely Jan_of_Arc whose wonderful SVM fanfic can be read on ericnorthman DOT net and Livejournal. She posted a drabble on LJ with the topic, "Traitor's Gate" and this was what came to my mind, ole anal retentive Bill and his recycling OCD. It's been alluded to in the past that Jessica is not quite as devoted a recycler as he. He would see it as a betrayal. 100 words.
Ah don't know why she does this. She should have more respect.
Bill was upset.
We haven't had an easy time, but we're family. Though the magister forced me to make her doesn't mean we can't have a healthy maker-child relationship.
The thought of maker-child relationships quickly brought to mind Bill's least favorite maker-child duo: Eric and Pam.
Bill detested them. The blonde hair. Vivaciousness. Penchant for ill-bred humor. For months Bill had been receiving an unwelcome newsletter, Depressed Vamp. He knew Eric and Pam were responsible.
When she gets home, Ah will speak to Jessicah about her sloppy recycling.
AN: This is Sookehverse. I was toying with this idea for a while. The Deadbeat Club is -aside from drabbles- going to be all my fics that just never get off the ground. Maybe it'll inspire me to do something with them. The "Depressed Vamp" newsletter. Any ideas of what a newsletter would include?