A Lost Story of Pirates of the Caribbean
Chapter One: And So It Begins
"...Imve tir rhûn" Will sighs as he watches the sun rise over the edge of the sea, the water looking like molten gold.
"What the bloody hell are you saying? Either you or I've had too much rum," Jack stops here to take a gulp of rum, "...and I think that it's you, mate."
"No, Jack. I'm bilingual."
"What do you mean you're bi-..." Jack's head falls onto the tabletop in front of him. Will looks around to see if anyone heard Jack.
Jack's head pops up again, he holds a finger up and says in a slurred way "Bilingual?"
Will sighs and walks behind Jack. Jack watches Will with suspicious eyes as will find an oar *miraculously* and whacks Jack on the back of the head. Will walks over to Jack's right hand and grabs the rum. He opens the door of the pub they were in and runs out onto the street with a huge, giddy grin on his face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jack wakes up and screams, "Bilingual my clean, undirty butt!" and falls back to sleep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A few hours later when Jack was over his hangover, he and Will went ashore. They landed the Black Pearl in Port Royal and were on the search for Christmas presents since...well...it was almost Christmas.
Will looked at Jack who had already put his hands in the air and was rambling almost inaudibly. Jack, who was looking down a street full of shops, looked like he was going to have a heart attack.
Will took note of where Jack was looking and also looked that way. "Jack..."
"No time to talk, mate, here! We'll go in this shop first!"
Jack pulled Will into the nearest shop. They looked around and saw a man standing behind a podium. The man said "Hi, I'm Ed and I... I have a problem." There was a half circle of people around the podium, and they replied "Hi, Ed."
Jack looked at Will with a horrified expression as a huge, hairy woman came towards him. "Will, I just wanna let you...ugh..." Jack never had the chance to finish his sentence since the hairy woman (who reeked of cigars and garlic) grabbed him and dragged him to the podium.
"I do believe I smell rum on your breath, sah!" She growled at him.
"No, no, no! Love, you really don't!"
"Yes, I do. Now, tell your name to the group and we'll help you with your problem."
"Hello...my name is Jack and" he looked at Will, "this is the opportune moment!"
Will opened the door and Jack dove off the platform behind the podium out the door.
"That was a close one, mate!"
"Jack Sparrow!" someone yelled.
"Oh, bilge-monkey!" Screamed Jack.
"Mr. Sparrow."
"Captain Sparrow, love, cap-"
*smack*
"I wasn't done speaking! I am Lieutenant Gillette and I am putting you under arrest."
"But why, love? Things were going so well! I know! I'll get you a Christmas present! Will and I are going shopping today..."
Gillette looked intrigued and replied, "What could you possibly get me?"
"What you need is to lighten up, sooo I'll get you everyone's favorite gift!"
Will rubbed his forehead, thinking of what was coming.
"I'll get you a keg of RUM!"
"Sir, I do not think..."
"Well, we've got to go now. Ta!" Jack ran off with Will in tow.
Gillette looked at one of his fellow officers and said, "I think I'm going to have a headache."
Chapter One: And So It Begins
"...Imve tir rhûn" Will sighs as he watches the sun rise over the edge of the sea, the water looking like molten gold.
"What the bloody hell are you saying? Either you or I've had too much rum," Jack stops here to take a gulp of rum, "...and I think that it's you, mate."
"No, Jack. I'm bilingual."
"What do you mean you're bi-..." Jack's head falls onto the tabletop in front of him. Will looks around to see if anyone heard Jack.
Jack's head pops up again, he holds a finger up and says in a slurred way "Bilingual?"
Will sighs and walks behind Jack. Jack watches Will with suspicious eyes as will find an oar *miraculously* and whacks Jack on the back of the head. Will walks over to Jack's right hand and grabs the rum. He opens the door of the pub they were in and runs out onto the street with a huge, giddy grin on his face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jack wakes up and screams, "Bilingual my clean, undirty butt!" and falls back to sleep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A few hours later when Jack was over his hangover, he and Will went ashore. They landed the Black Pearl in Port Royal and were on the search for Christmas presents since...well...it was almost Christmas.
Will looked at Jack who had already put his hands in the air and was rambling almost inaudibly. Jack, who was looking down a street full of shops, looked like he was going to have a heart attack.
Will took note of where Jack was looking and also looked that way. "Jack..."
"No time to talk, mate, here! We'll go in this shop first!"
Jack pulled Will into the nearest shop. They looked around and saw a man standing behind a podium. The man said "Hi, I'm Ed and I... I have a problem." There was a half circle of people around the podium, and they replied "Hi, Ed."
Jack looked at Will with a horrified expression as a huge, hairy woman came towards him. "Will, I just wanna let you...ugh..." Jack never had the chance to finish his sentence since the hairy woman (who reeked of cigars and garlic) grabbed him and dragged him to the podium.
"I do believe I smell rum on your breath, sah!" She growled at him.
"No, no, no! Love, you really don't!"
"Yes, I do. Now, tell your name to the group and we'll help you with your problem."
"Hello...my name is Jack and" he looked at Will, "this is the opportune moment!"
Will opened the door and Jack dove off the platform behind the podium out the door.
"That was a close one, mate!"
"Jack Sparrow!" someone yelled.
"Oh, bilge-monkey!" Screamed Jack.
"Mr. Sparrow."
"Captain Sparrow, love, cap-"
*smack*
"I wasn't done speaking! I am Lieutenant Gillette and I am putting you under arrest."
"But why, love? Things were going so well! I know! I'll get you a Christmas present! Will and I are going shopping today..."
Gillette looked intrigued and replied, "What could you possibly get me?"
"What you need is to lighten up, sooo I'll get you everyone's favorite gift!"
Will rubbed his forehead, thinking of what was coming.
"I'll get you a keg of RUM!"
"Sir, I do not think..."
"Well, we've got to go now. Ta!" Jack ran off with Will in tow.
Gillette looked at one of his fellow officers and said, "I think I'm going to have a headache."