Chapter one
Me no own u no sue!!!
The Klutz
"Hey mom hey dadddd," Lizzie says under her breath. She has barely made it downstairs with enough time to eat so she runs over to the fridge only tripping once and grabs the milk. She throws some cereal in a bowl and while she pours the milk matt comes zooming down. He runs right into Lizzie knocking the milk carton all over her shirt and putting him face first on the ground. "My shirt!!!!," Lizzie screams; "aghh " says matt as he sees Lizzie charging after him. As Lizzies mom split's them up she tells Lizzie o hurry up and get changed. As she storms out the door and to the end of her driveway Gordo jumps out at her. She screams and just stares. Close behind is Miranda and so they head down to the bus, with a very quick pace.
Miranda: Omg, Lizzie, my parents grounded me because I didn't get permission to go to the mall last Saturday!
Lizzie: That is so unfair, but that means we'll just have to stay late at school today in the library. We can chat after we do our homework.
Miranda: I guess.
Gordo: Hello, do I just not exist at all?
Lizzie: (sarcastic voice)Ohh gordo, would you like to come to the library with us after school?
Gordo: No…
As they get on the bus they sit quietly in their seats until gordo starts talking about how annoying the people in he back of the bus are.
Lizzie: I no,they talk about the amest things, I mean who is going to want to listen to those kind of things. I mean Kate is always talking about how hot Ethan is and gagaga….
Miranda: Ohh come on Lizzie, wouldn't you just die if you got to sit back there??
Lizzie: Dah, im just trying to agree with gordo for once.
As they walk into the scool Kates possie approaches.
Kate:Ohh look its them.
Lizzie: Omg who would want to be you?
Kate: You dream….
As they walk away Gordo launches into a conversation about how Lizzie and Miranda shouldn't even respond to them but no one is really listening. Lizzie then walks into her first period class, science.
Mrs. T: Class, today we will learn about cells!Blah Blah Blah Then as her ad Miranda start talking under their breath something is thrown at Miranda. She picks it out of her hair and looks at it. it's a note!
Miranda and Lizzie: OMG!!! Whos that from??
As Miranda and Lizzie start sqeal with excitement the teacher looks over at them.
Mrs. T: Is there anything you girls would like to share with the class?
Lizzie: No, we just love cells.
Mrs. T: Phhh….