(excuse the extremely poor writing style. This story was taken down before because it was written like a script so I changed it so I could repost it. Enjoy )

Rahzel sat patiently in front of the whole SSX tricky circuit. Eyeing them. Just staring ever so intently…

Elise asked, "What the hell are you looking at?"

Rahzel annouced, "Ok so now that you losers are back, maybe now we can actually pull in new viewers. And the board has decided to leave all of you in the same room for 'X' amount of hours to decide how ok?"

Rahzel leaves.

Eddie asked, "Like, what are we doing here again?"

Zoe said, "We have to figure out some kind of publicity stunt to pull in new kinds of audience."

Moby said, "I say all the girls except for Mac snowboard naked!"

Moby and Psymon highfive.

Mac said, "Hey I ain't a girl dawg! Forreal!"

Seeiah said, "Ahem White!"

Mac said, "Sorry girl… But I'm about to give those two a Mac Smackdown!"

Psymon asked, "What was that? A Mac bitchslap?"

Elise said, "How about we actually think of something so we can leave, Marisol's stench is getting me light headed."

Marisol mocked, "O haha your such a fat conceited ugly slut. I mean comedian."

Zoe said, "This is never gunna' end… Hey stop steeling shit!"

Moby and Psymon drop a statue as it shatters. Moby lifts the rug as Psymon pushing it under with his foot.

Luther said, "Maybe if Mac here wasn't such a pansy chump maybe we'd be outta here by now."

Mac said, "Yo forreal shut up, I didn't even say anything you fat ogre, Imma' give you a Mac smackdown!"

Zoe said, "Mac give it a rest!"

Eddie said, "Hey lady, don't like, tell Mac what to do….um…"

Zoe said, "Zoe."

Eddie said, "Right Zelda."

Luther said, "Dangit, I never got me a dandy little smackdown."

J.P. said, "Then do somzing about it fatty…"

J.p. continues to look in the mirror plucking his eyebrows as Luther runs… wobbles quickly to a corner and starts crying.

Kaori asked, "You should go make the fat one happy yes? Luther is your best friend right?"

J.P. asked, "Who?"

Elise interrupted, "Anyway! What are we gunna' do?"

Seeiah said, "Well being a picture whore ain't helpin' none."

Elise poses for a picture she takes on her camera phone.

Elise screamed, "IT'S FOR MY FACEBOOK YOU BALD BITCH!"

Marisol whispered to Seeiah, "She's addicted…"

Elise takes off her shoe and throws it… it never came back down.

Kaori said, "You suck hehehe"

Zoe paces back and forth about to scream then trips over a meditating Brodi and hits a wall.

Zoe said, "Ow…."

Moby and Psymon mocked in girly voice, "Ow."

Zoe yelled, "Shut up!"

Moby and Psymon mocked again, "Shut up."

Zoe yelled, "Fuck you!"

Moby and Psymon still mocked in a girly voice, "Fuck you!"

A left stiletto high heel shoe flies out of nowhere and hits Moby in face.

Moby shouted, "O God my eye!"

Psymon laughed, "Hahahaha"

Off in the distance someone yells, "Hold out your stockings kids!"

Everyone asked, "wtf?"

Tirds drop from the chimney into the fire.

Eddie yelled, "Holly crap! Hey Zoro close Marisols legs!"

Zoe yelled back, "It's Zoe damn it!"

Luther runs over to the fireplace and pees in it. Fire ignites even more and everything starts to catch on fire which it weird because that shouldn't have happened.

Psymon grabs Kaori throws her through a window. The window shatters. Then he walks over to the front door and walks out.

Everybody files out except for Brodi. Mac does a headcount.

Mac counted, "Yo, forreal, we be missin' someone forreal."

Psymon said, "Good job eagle eye…"

Seeiah slaps Mac in the face, "WHITE!"

Brodi finally emerges from the flames.

Brodi shouted, "I've been enlightened!"

J.P. said, "No kidding…"

Brodi realizes his crotch is in flames and starts run around madly screaming like a little woman.

Rahzel comes around the corner zipping up his pants.

Rahzel asked, "What the hell happened?"

Brodi runs by screaming. Elsie trips Brodi. He lands in snow and the fire is put out.

Rahzel asked, "Well did you think of anything yet?"

Marisol said, "Hell no."

The lodge is now completely engulfed in flames and now Luther fat ass has cought on fire.

Psymon pointed out, "Dude your ass is on fire."

Luther said, "I gotta burp," instead he farts, "Oops wrong way."

Little flames shoot out. So he stands next to Brodi and farts again setting Brodi's crotch on fire again.

Brodi screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHH!WHY!"

Moby laughed, "Hahaha," and then a flying left stiletto shoe hits him in the head again, "Ow! Where the bloody hell are these shoes coming from?"