Starstar looked down at her clan. "For my first action as clan leader, I will announce one thing."
Her clan rolled their eyes at each other. Despite the fact that it had been seasons (sadly) since the once sane Starstar had become leader, Starstar almost always started her meetings off with, "For my first action as clan leader…"
They waited expectantly for Starstar to announce what it was she had to say.
"Today we are all invited to a karaoke with Starclan and the Place of no Stars in place of a gathering!"
Hawkfire, Starstar's deputy, sighed. "At least it was only moderately crazy," she whispered to Moonlight.
"If you need me to write your birthday party invitations or something less important, I shall be considering whether or not I should remake the theme of our camp. I'm seriously wondering whether I should continue for our camp to be themed finding Nemo, or change it to zen. If you have suggestions, tell me." Starstar regally pirouettes of the Riverrock, which has been painted and altered to look like a wave with fish in them.
Hawkfire wearily trudged to her bed and settled in on the marlin beanbag. She would try to get some rest before she and Moonlight had to supervise Starstar and their clan at the karaoke.
Guacamolekit of Lightingclan stared at her father, Hopeheart, the male queen pf Lightingclan.
"Are avocadoes better, or is guacamole?" she asked.
"Pineapples," her father replied while gravely painting his clawnails hot pink with neon aquamarine polka dots. "Dear, do you think that the hearts inside the polka dots should be magenta or camouflage?"
Firestar made a mouse plushie our of badger fur while complaining to Spottedleaf, "Sweetie, why is Sandstorm glaring at me every time I talk to you?
Hawkfire cautiously ventured inside Starstar's ocean themed den. Starstar was curled up on a giant seashell filled with moss that she had imported from Oceanclan.
"Hawky!, "She cried, "Do you think it would be reasonable to spend 80093 mouse tails on a gold and pink theme for our camp?"
"No." Hawkfire stepped over a bomb and shuddered at what Starstar had suggested.
"They come with hot pink tutus and gold bowties for prey though," Starstar thoughtfully tilted her head.
"No." Hawkfire wondered what prey would rather wear that than die.
Starstar sighed and after an awkward silence Starstar said, "Oh, this one is relatively cheap and it's pretty."
"What is it?" Hawkfire patiently asked.
"It's a lovely butterfly and dragonfly theme!" Startstar explained.
Hawkfire was speechless.
"Okay!" Starstar decided.
Hawkfire decided not to think about nightmarish themes and tell Starstar why she had come in the first place.
"Starstar, Butterflywing of Cloudclan wants to see you."
"This is a sign that I should choose butterflies and dragonflies for the camp!" Starstar remained elegant and poised as she arabesqued to the floor and called Butterflywing in.
"Dear Butterflywing, female warrior of Cloudclan, descendant of Shadowclan, what do you want?"
"Um," Butterflywing tossed her sleek beautiful ginger head, "I wanted to borrow some of your satin bows to tie around my neck for the karaoke.
"Anything dear Butterflywing, female warrior of Cloudclan, descendant of Shadowclan."
"Thank you!" Butterflywing joyously mewed as Starstar threw her a few ribbons.
"See?" Starstar triumphantly mewed. "I knew it was a good idea to keep the objects from our ribbon theme! Now we've made someone happy!"
In the Place of No Stars
Tigerstar carefully dosed the bottle of liquefied catmint with poison.
"Honorable father, what are you doing?" Hawkfrost asked.
"This will be presented to Firestar at the karaoke, and he will be poisoned to death!"
"How intelligent and wise knowing you are my charming parent!" Hawkfrost cried in delight, both not realizing Firestar was already dead.
Starstar pridefully lead her clan to the moonpool, where all the other clans were already gathered.
"Greetings," Moonstar mewed.
"Nihao wo de hao peng you!" Starstar happily cried and gave Moonstar a lick before pretending to be sane. "Good day."
They all laid their heads down and entered into Starclan property.
Crystalstar groaned as she saw Starstar approach. "Why me?" she moaned.
Tigerstar arrived with full gusto.
"Hello, my old nemesis Firestar!" he called, approaching in a dark robe that darkened the darkness around him.
"You want to be friends? Really?" Firestar, who had become much too trusting in his last days, hugged Tigerstar.
Hawkfrost asked Hawkfire, "Are you evil?"
"I have no time or energy to occupy myself…I have to leadersit Starstar."
Just then, Starstar curiously removed Tigerstar's catmint and switched it with the bottle Bramblestar was going to present to Hawkfrost.
To be Continued!
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