A Percy Jackson & The Olympians Fanfiction

ONESHOT

by: bubble drizzles

I don't own PJO!

Connor Stoll sat in his bunk,

"What you doing?" he asked his brother Travis,

"Looking up new pranks on Google," Travis said.

"Oh, man, can I join?"

"Nope."

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"I'm bored", he repeated for the 5th time after a few minutes of silence

"Great," was Travis' only reply,

"Un-bore me, Trav."

Travis sighed, "I don't know. Read a book," he said. When Connor made a face to that, he continued, "Go for a walk,".

"Really? That's the best you come up with?" Connor whined.

"Ah, go take a shower or something, dude. It would help. You smell. I'm serious."

Connor gasped, "Shower? SHOWER? Connor Stoll? Taking a shower?"

Travis rolled his eyes, "When was the last time you took one?"

Connor made a serious face and began to think. And think. And think. "I guess 2 weeks ago."

Travis stopped writing on his notebook and looked at him, "TWO WEEKS? You haven't taken a shower for two weeks?"

Connor smiled proudly and nodded. "You've changed so much since you began dating Katie," he said when he saw Travis' disgusted face.

"Dude, even I take showers. Two weeks? That would explain the rotten smell ..." he mumbled, walking out of the cabin.

Later that day,

"Hey Travis!" Connor yelled as his brother walked him the cabin, "Do you know what I did today?"

Travis sighed, "No, what?"

"I wrote!"

Travis raised an eyebrow, "You? Writing?"

"Yup! Look," he handed him a piece of paper,

10 Reasons Why Connor Stoll Shouldn't Take a Shower

1- It's too cold to take a cold shower.

2- Warm water wastes too much electricity.

3- The water takes a long time to get warm.

4- Connor Stoll is too awesome for showers.

5- Showers wash off Connor Stoll's awesomeness.

6- Travis Stoll wants Connor Stoll to take a shower, another reason why he shouldn't take one.

7- The bathroom stinks.

8- The shower is old.

9- Showers aren't as awesome as Connor Stoll.

10- (insert another reason here)

Travis laughed and sighed, "What boredom does to people . . ."

Random but, yeah. haha. Hope you enjoyed!

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