Norway: Ice… call me onii-chan.

Iceland: No. I don't want to.

Norway: *annoyed* Onii-chan.

Iceland: Stop it…

Norway: Onii-

Eugene: Norway, stop bothering Ice-kun! You're killing him, man! *points at Iceland, now embarrassed* He just doesn't want to… uh, yet. *hugs Iceland* ….Ok, I'm done. *ahem* Sorry about that, but this one-shot is based on a short conversation I had with my cousin (neonsakura1022 in case you're wondering) yesterday while in the car. I asked her this question about- *sees England's deathglare* screw that, I won't reveal what it was until the next chapter. In the meantime, ONWARD WITH MY NEW SHORT STORY! MAGICAL ACCUSION!

Ah… the night was so peaceful, so quiet. It makes nearly everyone in the world fall peacefully to sleep-

BOOOOOM!

Ok, maybe except for a loud booming sound somewhere in Europe… that sound made most of the countries in the world freak out from the sudden noise.

*~The Next Day~*

Unfortunately for all of the countries, the strange booming sound happened right at the night before the World Meeting happening today. Many of them were tired and grumpy. Except for England, Norway, and Denmark, who were not there at the moment. Despite everyone else's current state, however, they kept saying stuff about the noise from last night. From varied questions to statements.

"Dude, what the heck happened earlier?"

"Something just woke me up in the middle of the night, that's all, you idiot."

"A-Ah, gomenasai, but I'm just sleepy…"

"Urgh… I'm too tired to grope China's breasts, da-ze~"

"Aiyah! Not now, aru. I need beauty sleep, aru…."

"Kolkolkol…."

For the first 15 minutes, the meeting didn't actually start, for everyone else was too busy trying to regain the lost minutes of sleep by snoozing on the table, chairs, or even the cold linoleum floor (which wasn't so bad now that you think of it). Even Germany cannot resist his drowsiness so that he could take a nap… besides, he'll deal with the so-called countries later.

Zzz went the countries of the world. They started to feel better from the excess sleep until they heard a high-pitched yet cute sound from the door…

"Nyahhhh~! Me wanna smash! Me wanna smash!"

Everyone woke up, startled, only to find… Denmark? AS A KID?

And he's carrying his (really heavy) axe around, destroying everything in the room while laughing innocently…

Eugene: Yeah… this is random. DX Plus, I have way~ too much things to get out of my system. Stayed tuned for the next chapter.