Joker(JK) has logged on.

JimMoriarty(JM) has logged on.

JK: Hello there, Jim.
JK: Would you like to play a game?
JM: Oh, please. ;)
JK: See, the rules of this game are very, very simple.
JK: It has come to my attention that there are some who fear you more than me.
JM: Dull. But do continue.
JK: This is, of course, unacceptable.
JK: So I propose a very simple contest.
JM: Hm. You're a bit beneath me, aren't you?
JK: Not at all. I'm merely simplifying this for your sake. Shut up and listen.
JM: I'm all ears, darling.
JK: I will challenge your rival. You will challenge mine.
JM: The beefcake in the bat costume?
JK: Exactly.
JK: While I deal with your shut-in nudist.
JM: Why should I?
JK: Because I'm sure it gets boring for you, with such an...uninteresting rival.
JM: Is your definition of interesting wearing a silly costume?
JK: Better than that ridiculous hat.
JM: Am I allowed to bring Sebastian?
JK: If you must.
JK: Oh, though there is one little thing that I didn't mention.
JM: Mention away.
JK: You do this from where you are. Stay out of Gotham, and I'll stay in it.
JK: I don't want to see you sullying my beautiful city, now.
JM: Oh god, I was WONDERING when you were going to start being interesting.
JK: And I was wondering when you were going to start being civil.
JK: But I wasn't expecting much from the likes of you.
JM: Civil? CIVIL?
JM: Of course I'm not civil. What fun would that be? ;)
JK: Hm. I rather enjoy the confusion sown in one's opponent's mind by chivalrous villainy. But I can hardly expect anything so subtle from you.
JM: Subtle? You're the one in the clown suit, love.
JK: And you're the one spewing Sherlock all over the place. Do we have a deal or not?
JM: Fine. Sounds like a fun side project.
JM: You should probably check on yours by the way.
JK: Oh, I've been following him. And you.
JM: And how about Sherlock?
JK: Oh, I have plans for him. Don't you worry your pretty little head about him.
JM: You think I'm pretty? ;)
JK: If it helps you sleep at night.
JM: By the way, is your friend actually part bat? Does /he/ sleep at night, or is he nocturnal? Everything else is so silly about him, I thought I'd check.
JK: He most certainly keeps strange office hours.
JM: Does he have any close friends you know of? Or have you still not figured out his identity?
JK: Now, now. Telling you everything would ruin the fun. Unless you aren't up to the challenge?
JM: I was just seeing if you were dull enough to tell me. Glad to see you're not.
JK: Why don't you tell me a little bit about my new friend Sherlock?
JM: What do you want to know? He's taken, if that's what you're wondering.
JK: What do you mean, taken?
JM: John Watson. They're quite happy together. You could always do what you did to Rachel, though.
JK: Oh, you've been watching me too? I'm honored.
JM: I read the papers. You're quite good at making messes and scaring people and being spectacularly ungraceful.
JK: Oh, but it works. I've outmaneuvered Batman. When was the last time you defeated Sherlock Holmes?
JM: It's not about defeat. It's an intricate dance. His time is coming. Fuck off.
JK: I'm sure it is.

AN: A collaborative RP with a friend. Reviews will doubtlessly make me incredibly uncomfortable, so don't feel pressured to do any of that stuff.