Me: hello this is Kita-sempi hear with todays guests Sasori and Deidara.
Deidara and Sasori reading fan fictions
Me: cough
Sasori: Guests my ass you kidnapped us and made us read fan fictions all day to fuel your writers blocks.
Deidara: Kita-sempi Why am I always suicidal in fan fictions, un?
Me: writes down suicidal
Me:uhh... I don't know Deidara your just uhh...easy prey...I guess.
Deidara: Your not gonna make me suicidal right sempi, un.
Me: hides note book
Me: Nooo... I would never do that...
Sasori: you know Dei she is gonna write that.
Deidara: WHAT?! UN!
Me: sweat drops
Me: SHUT UP SASORI AND DO THE DAMN DISCLAMER!!
Sasori: she dosn't own naruto, thank god.
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Translation
Gomen nasai- I'm sorry.
Ochitsuite – calm down.
-- Deidara looked down at the piece of paper in his hand.
Floor 4-Room 237
This was his new hell for the next 4 years he adjusted his tie and skirt (a/n: yes I said skirt) and opened the door to his new room.
There were two beds in the room. Curiously enough a red headed boy occupied one of the beds reading.
Deidara stared, the read head was cute. Real cute. Then he mentally kicked himself.
'Just because you look like a girl doesn't mean you need to act like one.'
Th red head looked up from his book.
"Don't tell me my new roommates a girl."
Deidara's eye twitched.
"I AM NOT A FUCKEN GIRL UN!!"
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Sasori dodged as the freaky blond lunged at him, falling on the floor. He backed away toward the wall.
"Dude Gomen nasai,Ochitsuite. It's just that your wearing a girls uniform and well..."
He watched as the blond got up and brushed off his skirt.
"I only have to wear this because there are no boys uniforms and I swear the principal of this school is a pervert, un"
Sasori stared at the blond. How the hell did this guys mood change so fast, two seconds ago he was so fucken pissed he probably would have broke Sasori's nose.
"I wouldn't mind but this friggin mental institution of a school won't let me a have a razor to shave, un." The blond continued.
Sasori was going to ask why the kid wasn't allowed a razor especially since headmaster Kakshi was making him wear a skirt, but decided against it. This whole school was full of psychotic freaks and rejects. This is a place where parents send their kids when they have 'Problems'. His thoughts were interrupted by a certain blond.
"Whats ur name, un?"
The other boy was inches away from Sasori's face. Sasori felt a blush creeping across up his neck.
'The blond was kinda cute.'
"Uhh...Sasori." Sasori replied feebly
"SWEET I'M DEIDARA, UN!!" the blond jumped around excitedly. "SASORI-DANNA LETS BE FRIENDS, UN!!" The blond yelled unpacking his things.
"Uhh...sure.." Sasori muttered walking back and sitting on the opposite bed. Trying to ignore the fact that the blonds skirt was riding up ever so slightly exposing Deidara's thigh. Sasori blushed.
'WATE WTF?! HE WAS A GUY!!' He put his head in his hands.
'Dear god this was going to be a long year.' he thought to himself.
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Me: HELP ME!!
Deidara and Sasori pointing guns at Kita's head.
Sasori: Write More Bitch!!
Deidara: You better do it Sasori-Danna Doesn't like to wate , un.
Me:crys
Me: But I wanted to wate until I got reviews!!
Sasori: NO WRITE NOW!!
Me: Where the hell did you get those guns anyway?!
Deidara and Sasori: Wall mart 25 Bucks.
Me: Note to self stop by wall mart.
Me: ANY WAY PEOPLE PLEASE WRITE REVIEWS SO I DON'T GET SHOT!!