One day Naruto went to Ichiraku Ramen Shop when he bumped into kakashi and said

'YOU OLD PERVERT! I HOPE YOU DIE! Oh and I got you a present, Itcha Itcha Extra Fat and Old edition!" Kakashi screamed like a girl and said , "OMG THX LOL PWND! Oh by the way I got you a present too! An extra beany bean super farty bean burrito!" Ten Naruto said "I only eat Ramen!" Then Kakashi shoved the fart missile down Naruto's throat tube! Then Naruto ripped one and Konoha flew away!

YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH BOOOIIIIIEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!