This is just story I just thought of. If you don't like it, tell me. Dedicated to the few Diana Wynne Jones fans out there!
Raiding a room full of Food
Based after Conrad's Fate (my fav book and my fav character is Millie coz her name is slightly like mine)
Conrad was bored. He remembered all the strange yet hilarious things he and Christopher did looking for Millie. Conrad looked out into the sky. Deep black (or blue) with glints of shining white light for stars. Then an idea came to Conrad. He ran to Christopher's room and woke him up "Mmmm, what is it Connie?" he said, using the nickname he recently found for Conrad. "Get up lazy bones, we're having some fun,"
Later
A few minutes later, Conrad and Christopher were in the hallway. Christopher was rubbing his eyes so much they were hurting. "I was having a nice dream filled with chocolate and cake and-"
"We're going to do something involving that" Conrad cut him off.
"Well, get me a Coke or a coffee to wake me up"
"You can get one yourself, lazy bones!"
Later still
Christopher was grumbling quite loud so Conrad punched him in the shoulder. Quite hard. "OW!!!" He yowled and was so loud it nearly woke up Chrestomanci all the way at the other end of the castle. The air fuzzed as lots of people casted sleep spells on other people, but included Conrad. He fell down with a plonk. PLONK.
"Oh, great," Christopher mumbled and tried everything to wake Conrad up. He was about to conjure up a pair of large cymbals to smash near his ear when Conrad starting singing in his sleep.
On
the good ship Lollypop
it's a sweet trip to a candy shop…
"ARGH!" Christopher screamed but everyone was practically deaf from the sleeping spells. The tone-deafness! The Shirley-Temple-ness! He ran away screaming his head off.
Later
Conrad woke up when the spell wore off. He saw Christopher sitting on a stool, with a blanket around his shoulders with earmuffs. "You stopped singing!" he shouted. "You need not yell," said Conrad. "Wha?" Yelled Christopher. Conrad took off the earmuffs and boned him on the head with them. "Come on, the destination is nigh."
Later AGAIN
"Here we are!" Conrad said triumphantly when they got to the best destination in the world: The Lolly Shop. Christopher squealed in delight and started running around stuffing chocolate in his quite large mouth. Conrad joined his best friend and by 1 am they all got huge tummy aches. Conrad and Christopher guzzled lemonade to make them feel bet but, alas, Christopher threw up. By the smell alone, Conrad threw up as well.
When they stopped, they were hungry AGAIN and ate some more. But halfway through a huge chocolate bar, our companion fell asleep.
Morning
Chrestomanci felt a bit peckish so he decided to get some chocolate. When he magically appeared, he saw two grubby boys sitting in a pool of vomit and wrappers. He frowned at them, sent them to their rooms and made them sleep. Chrestomanci picked up a half eaten chocolate bar. He looked around to see if it was safe, and took a huge bite.
Thank you for reading this! Flamed a welcomed like chocolate and will accept pointers
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