6:45 and Jacob was getting out of bed and getting ready for school cereal and a banana for breakfast and then off to school 7:00 and he makes it to school almost late for his first class he starts to run and accidentally runs directly into the most popular girl at school Rosalie Hale. Watch where you are going Fido Rosalie said. Sorry Rosalie. You should be.
Jacob finally makes it to class and takes his seat. 12:00 means thirty minutes for lunch, Jacob rushes through the line and hunts somewhere to sit and the only place to sit is next to Rosalie.
Awkward silence… until Jacob decides to crack some blonde jokes… Hey Emmet how do you drown a blonde? I don't know how? You glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool. That's a good one dude. Thanks,
hey how do blondes brain cells die? How? Alone.
Hey, did you ever hear the one about the blonde cop? No. This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can't find her license. "I must have left it at home, officer."
"Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?" asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, "I do have this picture of me."
"Let me see it," says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, "Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have stopped you. That's a good one.
Emmet. Yes rose? Be quiet. Sorry.
Later after school in the parking lot Rosalie needed to have a word with Jake, so she went over to him and asked him why he felt the need to tell jokes about her, I wasn't making fun of you I was trying to break the awkward silence that was lunch. Oh.
do you maybe want to come hang out with me and Emmet at the basketball court sometime? Sure if I have time my dads been on my case cause my grades have been slipping. That sucks. Yeah I know.
Friday night the Cullen's were throwing a party at their house and rose invited Jake eleven o'clock came fast almost to fast for some party goers. And as people started to leave rose and Jake went outside and started talking and then Jake leaned in and kissed rose on her lips.
The next day Seth came over to jakes house. Hey Jacob. Hi Seth. Do you have any plans for this weekend not that I know of why? We were going to go play football on la push want to come with us? Oh crap I forgot I have plans with Rosalie today. Do you mean Rosalie Hale? Yeah. Why would you want to hang out with vampires? Can you keep a secret? Maybe. I kissed Rosalie and now were dating.