Mira Sees All
Authors NoteThis will be a series of one-shots that is a spinoff of a quote I wrote in my other NaLu story "Secret Santa". Lucy was confused that Grey knew Natsu was her Secret Santa and Grey says to her: "Mira see's all." Each one-shot will be a conversation between different guild members that Mira has heard….some may be more personal than others and some may be just plain shocking! Stay tuned because as all FairyTail fans know…there is NO shortage of weird conversations in FairyTail!
Conversation 1: Happy and Natsu
(Natsu is bolded- Happy is normal –underline italics is both of them)
Natsu…
Ya Happy?
I'm hungry!
Me too! But we don't have any money!
Let's go on a mission then!
Lucy doesn't wanna go on a mission. She says we should rest for a few days!
Why don't we go without her!
She'd get mad at us! She'd be all "I need rent money! I need rent money!"
Aye sir!
Shhh! Here she comes! Don't let her hear us!
Why not?
She'd get that weird crab guy of hers to cut off all our hair!
Crab…FISH! FISH! LUCYYYYY!
SHUT UP HAPPY! – NEVERMIND LUCY!
Natsu is mean…
Hey I don't wanna die!
Natsu's afraid of Lucy! Natsu's afraid of Lucy!
AM NOT! It just hurts when she kicks you…
You mean when she does…
LUCY KICKKK!
She looks like a monster when she does that!
Like some sort of a sea monster!
DO YOU THINK LUCY REALLY IS A MONSTER IN DISGUISE!?
Maybe…lets figure it out!
Look Natsu! She's yelling at Grey for stripping! See! Her eyes are red and crazy!
WE HAD A MISSION ONCE WHERE THE MONSTER HAD RED EYES!
NATSU I'M SCARED! WHAT IF SHE EATS US!
WHY WOULD SHE EAT US!?
BECAUSE WE CALLED HER A MONSTER!
NOT TO HER FACE!
SHE WOULDN'T CARE! SHE'S A MONSTER!
*sniffle sniffle*… Natsu… *sniffle sniffle*
Ya Happy…
There are so many… *sniffle sniffle*… fish I haven't tried… *sniffle*
Don't worry Happy I won't let her eat you!
WHAT IF SHE EATS YOU THEN NATSU!
Stop crying Happy…it's what she wants…
We have to find out if she has any other victims!
Good idea! Let's follow her and see if she kidnaps anyone!
We should search her house before she gets home to check for any prisoners!
GOOD IDEA HAPPY! LET'S GO!
[The next Day….]
Natsu…
Ya Happy
I don't think the shoe mark on your face is ganna ever go away
WHY ARE HEALS SO POINTY!
What did you expect? A monster that wears soft shoes? How's that scary!?
HOW ABOUT YOU TRY GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY HER!
*sniffle sniffle*…LUCY TURNED NATSU INTO A MONSTER TOO! RUN!
THE END!
I hope you liked it! Please Share, Favorite, and Review it really helps! Look forward to MANY, MANY other conversations Mira overhears! Leave suggestions for people you want to hear conversations between and remember…MIRA HEARS ALL! :)
p.s. – I do not own FairyTail or any of its characters.