Dorothy Zbornak was on the toilet and she was trying to release the rest of her greasy pizza hut supreme buffet she had just finished. She was so glad to finally have the bit of solitude away from her mother who had gone to Orlando to give the middle finger to Mickey Mouse. All the sudden, the phone started ringing and it was playing the theme song from Candid Camera. Of course, Dorothy's underwear was still to her ankles and she went up to see who it is.
"Hi?" she said into the phone as she tried to understand what the weirdo on the other line was saying. She knew it was Stanley, her ex husband who gave her the worst bowel movements after sex. "What? Nigga, I can't understand what the hell you are saying!" She hung up and she resumed doing what she needed to do, picking up a Reader's inDIGESTion.