The Tale Of Pacifica and Dipper

by Crazyhat4ever

Now life is not so bad. Unless you're a beautiful, lonely princess who is more beautiful then the goddess Aphrodite (Reverse Mabel) who really hates you. Watch as Pacifica Southeast goes on an adventure to get back her true love and piss off Aphrodite some more by not dying even though many of the challenges should be able to kill her.

Pacifica stood on her balcony, looking out into the beautiful night sky. What a day it had been. I mean, it sure gets stressful when people worship you all day like you're some goddess. All the gifts she had gotten from admirers were piled ceiling high in a corner of her room. Although they had notes sending their love she knew they only sent them because they worshiped her. Just like everyone else in her kingdom.

Pacifica Southeast was the most beautiful maiden in all of Greece. Maybe even the world. She had long blonde hair soft and shiny along with hypnotizing sapphire blue eyes. But her most greatest feature was her smile. It was innocent yet mischievous warning anyone who came close that even at her age she was playful and cute as a true child.

She was also more beautiful then the goddess Aphrodite (who's real name is Mabel Gleeful) which made the goddess very jealous, but we're not there yet.

The point is Pacifica is a very pretty girl. Now you may think with such great beauty a woman as kind and sweet as her would be married. Nope! You thought wrong. No see all men and woman everywhere (Yes woman in ancient Greece it wasn't a crime to love a woman or be gay. Just look up Hercules by overly sarcastic productions.) Thought they were worthy of her love. Heck even the most arrogant of men and women agreed.

Every night she cried and prayed to the gods for happiness with another who would truly love her. That they wouldn't be intimated by her looks and go up to her, scooping her up in their arms loving her with every ounce of their heart. Every brithday wish and shooting star (Mabel Pines!) That's what she wished. Every day since she turned thirteen.

That's what she wished as the star flew across the sky that night.

She sighed, and went to bed thinking about that wish. She never thought for a second it would come true. She wished on so many stars she practically gave up hope. She only continued, one, for it was a habit and two cause deep now she really did have hope.

Well, she thought as she shifted in her bed, you can't have everything you want. With that final thought for the night she dreamed a dream she dreamed many times before. It was a man with messy brown hair and lovely blue Alexandrite eyes.

Little did she know an unknown force was at work. And it was gonna make her wish a reality.