Hello! This is mainly gonna be comedy, hope you enjoy!
Dear fanfiction writers,
I dont care how I look. But it is not imporatant to ship me with everything that moves.
I have been shipped with: Astrid, which is not a problem, Ruffnut, which is kind of... uhhh
And countless OCs...
For the love of Thor, it is only Astrid, whom I will ever agree to you-know-what.
Then why in the name of Odin, am I being engaged *cough* married *cough* to someone who barely exists even in my imagination?
So,
STOP ENGAGING/SHIPPING/MARRYING/COUPLING ME WITH GOD-KNOWS-WHO.
Sincerely, tossing my engagment clothes at you,
Hiccup.
Soo?
Is this any good?
Tell me in the reviews, also supply me with ideas! I will give credit!