Hi, this is my firs post to fanfiction, I hope you guys like it, be sure to let me know!
This is just alternative lyrics to Sweeney Todd's song: by the sea. That I came up with when wfiting a spoof of it
Disclamer: I don't own the song or anything and there are still some ordinal lyrics in there but I like to think most of it comes from my creative juices flowing with grat abandon (lol)
Lucius Stone xx
Ooh, Mr. Todd,
I'm so happy,
I could beat you up, I rally could
You know what I'd like to do Mr. Todd?
What I dream,
if the business stays this good?
Where I'd really like to go,
in an hour or so?
Don't you wanna know?
Do you really want to know?
To the bed Mr. Todd, that's the life I covet.
In the bed Mr. Todd, underneath the duvet.
You and me Mr. T, we'd be all alone,
doing things in our home from home!
In the bed, wouldn't it be smashing…?
Think how snug it'll be underneath the cover,
when its just you and me and maybe your brother.
In our cozy retreat with some ice-cream Sunday,
( every Thursday is food-play fun day!)
In the bed,
underneath the cover.
It's where we'll be,
with some marijuana.
In the bed room (hoo hoo)
in the beautiful bed.
It wont be that quiet, I wont deny it. There will be cries of ra-ape.
Think your self lucky most people have to pa-ay.
I suppose a seaside wedding could be devised,
me rumpled bedding legitimized.
Me eye lids'll flutter,
I'll eye up your brother,
the moment you mutter
Hooray
In the bed married nice and proper,
you and me. Lots of marijuana.
In the bed (hoo hoo)
(whisperd) and then on the floor!