Authors Note: So sorry if any of you are mortally offended by the following poem! I have no problem if you are hopelessly in love with the darling elf, but I hate it when good ol' Mary Sue falls conveniently into Middle Earth and makes poor Legolas fall in love with her. Personally, I have had my fill of those type of fics!
Please review (or flame if you feel it is necessary).
Disclaimer: All LOTR related stuff is Tolkiens and Mary Sues belong to whatever fool invented them!
Other two poems to be uploaded shortly.

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A poem for rabid fan-girls everywhere
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"Legolas! Leggy!"
The rabid girls scream.
"Your boots are so brown,
and your tunic is green."

They cry and they yell,
And they weep and they pout.
"We love you so Leggy!"'
The fan-girls squeal out.

They drool over photos,
For weeks and for days.
They are entranced by his hair,
and his steely blue gaze.

"But he cannot be mine,
For all I am worth.
But where can I meet him?
Of course! Middle Earth!"

The fan-girls they sit,
And they type and they write.
A story in which,
Lego finds them that night.

It's that old Mary Sue,
She's emerging again.
The fan-girl can't have him,
So Mary will reign!

They fall deeply in love,
'Neath the boughs of the wood.
Leggy pledges himself,
As every elf should.

The fan-girl is happy,
Her plan reigns supreme.
She has put into words,
Her ultimate dream.

But people like me,
Tire of drivel and sap.
So I know you mean well,
but your stories are crap!