This is an AU one shot that if is received well will become a multi-chapter babe fic. Right now it is romance neutral. Just a funny though that came to me when reading another fan fic. Enjoy and review so I know if it is worth continuing or not. Not Beta'd

Binkie sat at the front desk, staring aimlessly at the glass doors in front on him. Another boring shift. His third front desk shift in as many days. He knew he was being punished, he made one small mistake, forgot one little thing and it was two weeks straight on front desk duty. He had to admire the effectiveness of the punishment though; no way in hell was he every going to be less than 100% prepared in the future.

He was brought out of his musings as a beautiful brunette with messy curls and innocent blue eyes opened the door. She was a bombshell, in a pale blue sun dress, with light blue ballet slippers and carrying a wicker basket that smelled heavenly. As she crossed the foyer, he wondered who she was there to meet, or more possibly if she was lost. He would have known if one of the guys had a new girlfriend, and no one as innocent looking as she was would be going out with any of the intimidating men from Rangeman. He tried to soften his face, scared he might frighten her as he asked what he might do to help her.

"I'd like to see Hector, if that is possible?" she replied her voice was soft and warm and Binkie was already under her spell.

"Sure I'll phone him now," lucky bastard, he internally thought, Hector was one of only three openly gay men at Rangeman, such beauty was wasted on him, but Binkie hoped, maybe he might put in a good word for him. "Who may I say was calling?"

"Stephanie, I'm his wife"

Binkie just stare at her, the phone forgotten in his hand. Did she just say WIFE! Everyone knew Hector was gay, and he had never said anything about a wife or really about a family at all. Binkie wondered if maybe this was a treat or possible an attack. He heard Hal, who was in the control room this afternoon, yell his name down the still open line.

"umm sorry, can you let Hector know his wife is here" he managed to choke out and hung up. He was sure that Hal would alert Ranger and Tank, as well as Hector.

"May I check your basket?" he tried to sound as warm as he had before but he was on high alert, even while he got lost in her eyes as she looked at him with such innocents and replied "Of course"

He pulled the cover back carefully, and the smell of freshly baked bread, roast chicken and chocolate assaulted him. He would see a loaf of bread, three containers filled with chicken and stuffing, gravy, and salad, and a cake tin which he assumed house a freshly baked chocolate cake. There was also a bottle of water and two glasses along with some serving utensils.

As he was pulling the cover back over the basket the elevator doors opened and out came Ranger, Tank and Lester. Their eyes were assessing, their bodies tense as they took in the threat before them. Each men gasped a little at seeing her, she was beautiful on the monitors upstairs but in person she was breath taking.

"Hello beautiful" came Lester's voice, before he even realised he said it.

Stephanie turned to look at the three men. One was inhumanely beautiful, dark shoulder length hair, smothering eyes with the most delicious mocha skin she had ever seen. The other was tall and thick with a bald head, deep dark skin and a chisel face. The third was the only one smiling and it lit up with emerald green eyes, his skin was a deep tan and his hair was a surprising blonde. All three were muscle on top of muscles and she caught her breath at just seeing them.

In the time that they had been assessing each other, Hector had heard the whispers of a beauty at the front desk claiming to be his wife. He had raced to the stair well, down the stairs and launched himself out the doors by the front desk. Everyone jumped when the door burst open, and then Stephanie was launching herself into his arms, he hoisted her up so her leg were firmly wrapped around his waist before she laid the hottest kiss Binkie had even seen on him.

The four men, as well as all the men who were watching on the monitor upstairs, where frozen in shock. What on earth was happened?

Ranger cleared his throat, he hadn't known Hector very long, only four year but he was certain the man was gay, so why did he have a wife who he was currently heavily making out and how come no one knew about it.

Finally the kiss was over and Hector let Stephanie down. Stephanie took one look at the four men and almost fell over laughing. "Oh Hector dear, why do they look so shocked?" she said in her innocent voice and Hector had to hide his grin, "I don't know?"

Stephanie walked over to the three men she had yet to be introduced too. Ranger was the only one who seemed to be able to function so he addressed him

"Hi I'm Stephanie, Hectors wife as you can see."

"Ranger" he said holding out his hand

"Well it's a pleasure to meet you, and your friends. Is there something wrong?" she outright asked Lester who was still slack jawed

"No, um no nothing just umm didn't realise hector was married, I mean he doesn't talk about you, or girls in general, no I mean he is very quite and ummm private and um just I, um… Hi?"

"Hello you too." She said with a sweet smile

"Hector dear, will you be able to come out for a picnic? I know its late notice but the sunshine was calling me."

"Si, I come"

The two of then walked out together, arm in arm and it wasn't until they had turn the corner and the watchful eye of Rangeman could no longer see them that they fell over laughing.

"OMG Hec did you see their faces? (laughter) Omg and that guy stumbling over himself! (laughter) I hope the front desk is recorded coz I wanna see that tape over and over again!"

" You always were a little minx my blue bird! Acting all sweet as pie, and with a still warm picnic basket? Where did you manage to get that?"

"I have my ways Hec, but you know I didn't come here for shits and giggles."

"I know my blue bird, but first let us eat and enjoy the day and catch up. Then we can talk."

"Okay Hec, A little more time in denial land is all good by me."

Back at Rangeman reception Tank finally woke up, "But Hector is gay?" was all he said as the three of them climbed back into the elevator. Ranger was going to do a little more digging into his workers private life. Something was up his body was tingling with unease and he knew better then to ignore it.

The gossip was flying around Rangeman like a hurricane. Hector was married. The bombshell of a woman was indeed married to the gayest of the Rangemen. Tape of their kiss had been seen my all and no-one could quite believe it.

Ranger just got off the phone with the man himself. He needed to meet with him and wanted permission to bring his wife up to level 5.

"Attention" Ranger boomed

"Hector and his wife will be coming up to level 5, ETA 3. Hector and I will be talking and Stephanie will be waiting out here. Try not to bother her, and don't let her wander."

When the two of them stepped off the elevator the floor was quit with the 15 men all busily pretending to work. Stephanie gave Hector another steamy kiss before he left her and then sat in the offered seat and watch the men before her try to be stealth in watching her.

A few men came to ask her if she needed anything. The came in twos and threes and stayed to talk to her for a few minutes. Most were curious about her and ask her little questions like her name, what she did, how long she and Hector had been married. She enjoyed the fact she had thrown a lot of the men through a hoop and now they were scrambling to reconcile that they thought they knew with what they now know. She enjoyed talking to the group, it was fun and most of the men were nice, even if it was obvious they were trying not to let it out that Hector was gay. It was funny to see them stumble of things unsure of what she knew or didn't.

One man though was not nice. He had come with one of the first groups and stuck around. He kept alluding to Hector being gay and to him cheating on her, thinking himself so smart when she failed to take the bait. What was worse was his flirting, or what he seemed to think of as flirting which was sexist and vulgar. It annoyed the rest of the men as well. For one thing they considered Rangeman a brotherhood and you don't rat your brother our, nor do you hit on your brothers woman. Stephanie was getting pissed. Chuck, as he had introduced himself, was getting on her last nerve. It wasn't until he tried to 'subtly' feel her up that she cracked, 'accidently' dropping the full 2L water bottle on his nuts. After he left, Stephanie had a very fun time talking to the men of Rangeman.

In Ranger's Office, Hector was not having such a great time. Ranger was confused and he didn't like it. His background check did indeed show a marriage to one Stephanie Plum, more so the information had been in his employee file since he had been hired. The search on Stephanie Plum was more informative and Ranger was saddened by its content.

Hector and Stephanie married the day after she turned 18, he was 20 at the time, in a simple wedding at the small local church on Stark St. Ranger knew that Hector had been in gangs in his youth, in fact that was how he had meet him. Hector had broken into one of the Rangeman protected house, without causing the alarm to go off; if the control room screen didn't randomly flick to the internal camera of the property they would have been none the wiser. The team had been told to capture the criminal unhurt if possible and bring him back to Rangeman. Hector had been 24 and already out of the gang scene but not fully out of the life of crime. He had a honest job that didn't pay enough so it seemed when he was in need he fancied himself a robin hood character stealing from the rich, who didn't need it and were insured, to give to poor, his family who could barely put enough food on the table. Ranger had intended to find out how he had bypassed the system then put the fear of Ranger in him before letting him go, but instead he offered him a job and he had worked hard for Ranger since.

Stephanie had run away from home at 16, the case file didn't say why, and there were random arrests for thing such a stealing and loitering, mostly she was given warnings and let go. After marrying Hector they lived together with his parents and his sister's family. Even though Hector was involved with gangs and his rap sheet grew during this time, hers did not. The next point on the sheet was horrible. When she was 20 years old it seemed Hector must have pissed of the wrong person as Stephanie was abducted from the family home, then dumped back on the porch three days later. The list of her injuries was extensive and he wondered how someone could live through such a thing and still is able to have such an air of innocents around her. The next three weeks there was a significant increase in gang homicide that were never solved. Ranger figured Hector must have killed those responsible for Stephanie.

After her hospital stay she studied hard to gain her GED and then applied for every scholarship she could think of it seemed to get into a good college. It seemed to Ranger that she had left only 2 months before he came into Hectors life and she had just recently graduated from City College of New York on a hardship scholarship with a double degree in Early Childhood Education and Nursing. He assumed Hector must be very proud of her, hell he didn't even know her and he was proud of her.

Ranger and Hector spoke about why is was the he had never let anyone know about Stephanie, Hector said at first it was so she couldn't be used against him like she had been before, and then it was because he was ashamed about how he had failed to protect her. Hector also told Ranger that Stephanie did indeed know he was gay, and that their marriage had been a sham from the start, Stephanie needing the protection from the street and him needing her as a cover. Ranger was curious about it so Hector told him they loved each other very much in a family like way and had consummated their marriage a few time before the 'incident' but Stephanie understood that he was also with other men, though she was never with any other men and after she had no real desire for anything but studying. Hector also asked if she could move into his apartment on 4.

The last thing Ranger asked was if he knew she was coming and if so why he hasn't come to talk to him about it. Hector replied that she was not meant to be here for another week and he had intended to speak to him before he came, also everyone's faces were just too funny.

Ranger laughed with him, yes the faces of his men were comical and Lester did make an idiot of himself in front of Stephanie before. Ranger comments on her being so innocent and sweet and Hector laugh and told him she was a minx and not to be fooled but that she had the sweetest heart he had ever meet.

"Let's go save your wife from the men"

"More like the men from my wife" was Hector's reply

As Hector and Ranger exited his office the men around Stephanie scattered. Stephanie again made a point to give Hector a kiss, loving the twitching it gathered from the men watching.

"How about you and I go get reacquainted sweetie." Hector said loudly while hoisting Stephanie up into his arms.

"Sure thing sugar" She said with a wink towards the watching men.

Off the two of them went, waiting until they were safely locked in Hectors apartment before once again dissolving into fits of giggles.

"BUT HE'S GAY!" a very confuse Tank voiced to the 5th floor.

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