Welcome everyone. It is out of Norrisville we go, this time for real. That dream based off of "Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of the Mummy" does not count. Enjoy and review.
Held Up By A Cop
The place was Dover, the day a Saturday and the person was Ken Finlayson. Wanting to have a quiet Saturday with his girlfriend Heidi Weinerman, Ken planned to go out to Bellingham with Heidi for the day. Unfortunately, three people ended up hijacking the trip. Two of them were Randy Cunningham and Heidi's brother Howard causing Ken to ask "What did you idiots do this time?" The answer was vague and nonsensical. The other was Debbie Kang. Why? She was Ken's biggest critic but the thought of a visit to some other New England town for a day was appealing to her so for the day there would be no criticizing of Ken.
However by the time they were in Dover, Ken ended up being held up by a cop for questioning. Her ancestry was unidentifiable. She had dark skin and long wavy hair that was common amongst Latin Americans, high cheekbones common in Asians and blue eyes most prevalent in those who ancestors came from the Caucasus Mountains.
"Look, all of you just go look around town, I'll clear things up with this lady here." The moment, Ken said those words Heidi, Randy, Howard and Debbie both left the car. Once they were gone, Ken turned to the cop. "For the last time, I am anti-gun! Why would I be smuggling guns?"
"Anti-gun? What are you? Un-American?"
"I was born in Morocco, I've lived in many countries in my sixteen years, I do not identify as just a Moroccan, a Canadian or as an American. I identify as all of those."
"Then you are Un-American!"
"How did you reach that conclusion?" Ken couldn't believe this.
"How can you identify as American and not be pro-gun?"
"How can an idiot be a police officer?"
"Well, all they have to do is enlist."
"I am going to report you for this!" Ken leaned forward and looked at the name on the officer's uniform. "I am going to report you… 'I am totally a cop.'" Ken's eyes narrowed and he looked into the face of the pretender to the law. "Wait a minute… Just who are you?"