{{Nicomaki}}
Nico sat on her couch, shoving some breadsticks in her mouth. God damn what happened last night, all I can remember is that I made some memes and ranted on tumblr, she said to herself. After shoving 45 breadsticks in her mouth, she stood up and scooted over to the kitchen of her new house that's she bought last week. She grabbed a wine glass and poured some red juice in it that looked like wine, casually pretending to drink wine. She walked back and put the glass down on the table, faceplanting down in the couch. After laying like that for a while, she heard something making a noise upstairs in her room, Nico quickly hide under her blanket. "WHOS THERE" she yelled in fear. She heard a person walk down the stairs, making some tired noises. "Nico what the fuck are you doing you fucking imp." Maki said as she stood there at the end of the stairway. "Oh." Nico slowly stood up, staring at Maki with a weird expression on her face. "How the fuck did you get in here?" She said, waiting for Maki to answer. Maki crossed her arms. "You invited me over you stupid shit, wow you really are stupid to forget that." She hissed, looking away. "It's not like I wanted to come here anyway Jesus Christ" she added. "What the hell happened last night?" Nico mumbled, suddenly Nozomi appeared behind the TV, slowly approaching them. "You guys did a lot of things." She said and grabbed her camera, slowly walking out of the house. "WHAT THE FUCK, GET BACK IN HERE YOU PIECE OF PARFAIT GAY SHIT!" Both of them yelled in anger. "It's true tho.. We did do a lot of things- Its not like i wanted to do any of those things." Maki said and twirled with her hair. Nico facepalmed. "You redheaded, piano tsundere lesbian better fucking tell me what happened or I'll Nico Nico nii your family." She said in anger, throwing pocky at Maki, which didn't say anything. Nico growled in anger and hit her self in the chest like a monkey before whining in pain. "owwwfuckmyboobs." She whined louder and lay'd down on the floor in pain. Maki just walked past her and grabbed her purse which was full of pepe's and breadsticks. "Well I'm off to bomb China, see ya later imp." Maki mumbled, as Nico said "impy impy imp." In pain.
When Maki had left, Eli appeared from the same place where Nozomi had been. "Khorosho." She said and grabbed Nico, dragging her out of her own house. "I'm sorry Nico but this house is now mine." She said, and Nico didn't say a word. "but it's my house-" she said low, before the door was slapped in her face. After laying there for 4 hours, she looked in the window, looking at Eli which was watching Nozoeli porn. Eli noticed her and shot her in the face with a bazooka, which Putin gave to her. Putin was sitting right next to her with popcorn. "Khorosho" he said and Eli said it right after him.
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