Hey all, since I currently have writer's block on my Return of Las Plagas story so I decided to write a self insert for Resident Evil 1. Hope you enjoy this and please read and review also no flames. Also the description is subjected to change if someone could help me out and suggest a good description for this story.
Ch. 1: The Beginning
"No! Curse you Crimson Heads!" I screamed at the TV screen that shown Chris' dead body and the words 'You Are Dead', "I know I'm dead now let me get back into my game! God now I have to go through all that again." I pressed A when the option to try again came up and I seen that Chris was back in the safe room where Wesker had left a note saying that he left me ammo. "Good to know that the hot villain cares about Chris' survival before killing him himself." I muttered as I looked through what all I had and realized that I needed to get the death mask without the eyes, nose, and mouth again along with the broken shotgun to get the good one.
"Brit, I'm going out to Grecian" my grandma informed me and I remembered that it was Friday and Friday's was always Grecian night with my great grandpa.
"Okay have a nice dinner."
"I will and I'll try to sneak out some steak for you." I chucked to myself knowing that my grandma usually tried and succeeded to sneak out extra food from the restaurant.
"Thanks," I then got back into my game after hearing the door close and remembering where to go I managed to find a small key to unlock the door to the broken shotgun and began making my way back to the room with the normal shotgun. "Please god, if you love me there will be no zombies in my way."
I proceeded to open the door only to find some zombies in the way of my shotgun and I muttered improvised curse words since I don't cuss, I'm seventeen and I never cussed...well only once in kindergarten and my mom taught me that lesson real good so I never did it again but anywho back to the game. There were zombies in my way I only had maybe around twenty to twenty-five bullets, no self-defense weapons and only one use of kerosene left so I knew that if I wasted my time trying to kill these zombies some would only come back as Crimson Heads and skewered me with their intense speed and sharp claws and teeth. So avoiding them the best I could I only got bitten by them a total of five times having to use a herbs or what I dubbed as 'weed' I finished running around them and was finally able to get to the room where the shotgun was and just when I was about to switch out the guns my phone began ringing Silent Hill's Promise, figuring that it was my ex, we're still friends but he really annoys me now, I chose not to answer it because I didn't want to talk to him at the moment so I let it ring as I switched out the guns. Finally having the shotgun in my possession I sang the 'Hallelujah' chorus for the heck of it and because I was happy to get my new best gun and was locked and loaded to kill zombies permanently without using kerosene though my game was being thrown off by my dang phone and when I paused my game to look at who was calling me my guess was right it was my ex. Getting tired of hearing Promise I pressed the volume button on the side of my Verizon phone after the call went to voicemail and set it to mute, even though I may regret it later I didn't care I wanted to play my game in peace and before anything else distracted me so unpausing the game I proceeded to make Chris run out the door and began shooting some zombie's heads off. Getting further into the game and by that I mean getting to the part where Chris has to fight against giant spiders in the residential area of the Arklay Research Facility I once again paused my game to get more tea to get me hydrated and hyped up since I practically put in maybe a half inch of sugar in it and get chips to snack on while I play.
Sitting back on my computer chair with a bag of Funions in my lap and a glass of sugary tea behind me on my computer desk I seen that my TV screen had turned black, thinking the worst I pressed the start button on my controller and seen a message screen with the Umbrella logo next to it.
"Do I want to play the game?" I read the message aloud in a confused manner and seen a yes and no option. "Umm I've been playing this game for the past hour or two so yes I will play the game." pressing the yes option I leaned back in the chair and thought, 'That never happened before...oh well its probably something new.'
Seeing as Chris was in the residential area and two giant spiders were down I knew there was a third and possibly fourth around the bar so having the shotgun out and loaded I snuck around only to find my greatest fears lurking about, shooting them on sight I was happy that I didn't get poisoned but was kinda pissed that I got injured by their acid. Once all the arachnids were dead I looted out the place to find the usual can of first aid spray, a box of seven shotgun shells, and a red book, I was thrilled about more bullets for my gun a little iffy about the first aid and bored with the red book because the book was frankly useless since all it did was open a hidden doorway. After my mini raid I found the combination I needed for the chemical room but I don't know why I needed it Chris doesn't even know how to use the fricken chemicals so what's the use learning it, the directions were on a board next to the door and yet he still says he doesn't understand it, sometimes I wonder why I bother playing him since he makes the game that much harder to complete but I just wanted my endings so I continued to play through the game. After having to fight against Plant 42's vines of death I managed to get the necessary key to open the door to Plant 42 and enter only to fight against the over-sized flower which I found really pretty I was hoping Wesker would come in and save me but unfortunately no came to my rescue at first so I was stuck wasting my ammo on the plant only for it to die and leave a key for me to use in the mansion. Looking at the time which was somewhere around one in the afternoon I decided to take a small break from the game so turning my gamecube off I turned my computer chair around to see a new email in my inbox opening it in hopes of seeing a chapter update or a review I seen a message with the subject named 'Resident Evil' me being the Resident Evil fan I am I immediately opened the mail only to see 'Welcome' and all of a sudden my eyes felt heavy and I pass out on my keyboard.
This is the start of my new self-insert, if I got something wrong in the game play I am sorry in advance, I didn't play the game for a really long time. But I hope you enjoy this story, comedy will follow in the next chapter.