Well, here I am again. Sorry about the incredibly slow update, I hope none of you thought I died in a freak accident. Well, school and everything has been holding me up, so you know what can I say? Only a couple more months though and the chapter updates will be shooting up like 4th of July fireworks. I just hope I can last those 2 months. So please give me at least that long to get chapter 2 up. But for now, bask in the glory of chapter 1. Last we heard, the mansion blew up and most of 'em got blown off to some island. Marth, Roy, and Link were in an area of the island and a few more smasher's were strewn along the coast. But where are the others? Hmm...

Life Outside the Smasher's Mansion

Chapter 1 - Deserted Island?

Marth shook his head in disbelief. "Roy, you've got to be kidding me! The mansion...blew up?" He jumped up and looked around. "This has got to be a joke! It can't...end like this!"But alas, the island was as real as...as real as the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

Roy shrugged. "Marth, it's real. We're just going to have to cope until someone comes and finds us-"

Marth cut him off. "What? This isn't a reality show! It's reality!"

Link stood also and laughed. "Well, at least he's knows it's real now."

The three smasher's looked down the coast where they could see three bodies (and one giant hand) laying on the shore. "Let's go wake them up before the tide gets them." Roy said while starting in that direction.

Marth gave him a puzzled look. "Tide? What's that?"

Link sighed audibly. "You know, for a prince you sure don't know much. And you're going to have to get familiar with terms like that since we're going to be here for a long while, without a doubt. Now let's go!" He followed Roy to the nearest human and left Marth behind.

"Oh, heaven have mercy, it's you!" Link exclaimed when he saw the figure laying before him.

Ganondorf frowned up at his nemesis. "You think I'm any happier to see you? I don't think so." He got up and dusted himself off. "So where are we?" Roy sighed and explained the situation again. Ganondorf nodded slowly throughout the lecture and then gazed down the shore.

A rather chubby man was laying on the shore nearest Ganondorf and stirred for a while, before collapsing again in his own heat and exhaustion. Link ran to his side and nudged him. "It's the fat plumber."

Marth finally approached the party, panting heavily from his long walk. "Mario? Great..." Suddenly, the prince felt a hand on his shoulder. He whirled around and gasped to come to face...Samus?

Her hair was messed up and her suit was gone. She gave Marth a weak smile and wiped her face. "I'm glad to see I'm not the only one alive on this island. I was afraid some of you might have been goners."

Link's eyes fell to the sand and he sighed. Picking them back up and dusting them off, he said, "Some of them may be dead, like Zelda. I doubt everyone survived it, so we're trying to get as many people as we can."

Much later, the sun was setting over the ocean and they had a small party. Mario was resting by their "camp" and Samus was looking over the sea. Ganondorf was talking to Roy about what they planned to do and Link was out catching their dinner. They'd also found Fox on the shore, who was resting at the camp too. Master Hand, of course, was watching Marth pitifully attempt to start a fire.

"Well, I'm sorry Master Hand, but I've never done this before!" Marth rubbed the sticks together harder and soon gave up. "You're a hand! Let's see you do better!"

Master Hand snapped his fingers and soon a pile of wood was alit and burning. Marth sighed and whispered something under his breath, leaving the area.

"I'm back! There aren't a lot of animals on this island but I managed to kill a monkey!" Link came up over the hill and dropped his kill in front of the fire. It was, sure enough, a monkey looking thing with an arrow through it. "You guys can just sit there while I gut it and roast it, considering you're all USELESS!"

Roy turned back to Ganondorf. "He thinks Zelda died, so he's in a bit of a mood. Ganondorf nodded in understanding.

Through out the night, they discussed who was still out there and who they thought was dead. They all unanimously voted Peach to be dead. Samus was still gazing at the sea. As thoughts ran across her mind, she unfocused her eyes for a moment. I can't believe this is really happening...it's so dramatic. Like a reality show. But this is real. So sad... Once her attention was back on the ocean, she saw something wash up on shore.

The girl rushed down to the beach immediately when she realized it was a survivor. She reached down and turned over the small body, which belonged to an unconscious but very lucky Ness. "Ah! Hey guys!"

Roy and Master Hand ran down to the shoreline and looked at Ness. "Wow! So maybe there are more people still alive! Hurry get him to the fire." MH and Samus ran back to the fire while Roy's attention was captured by a message in a bottle. He opened it.

It read: "MAY THE GODS BE PRAISED!" He threw it back, rendering it useless and decided staring at the setting sun would be more interesting.

Reds, oranges, and yellows occupied the west and Roy assumed they were on some small, meaningless island. No one would ever find them. They were doomed. He headed back when he realized he'd temporarily lost his vision and soon was back up on their sheltered hill.

Marth pulled him aside into the forest area and whispered, "You know we can't live like this! It's a nightmare! I mean, we're so used to living in a mansion that...we can't survive!"

Roy laughed. "Marth, you silly fool. Of course we'll survive! As long as we have hope, nothing can kill us! We're invincible! Now go to sleep!" he left Marth alone.

"This is definently a reality show..."

Not funny, I know, but you kinda gotta let the drama sink in and let more people be found. Only then can the randomness begin. Instead of having a few long chapters like I did in the last, I'm going to have a bunch of short chapters. Hey, more updates this way! I hope you all review and enjoy this story. It's very difficult for me to find time to work on this. Well, now for the ending questions. Where are they? Who survived? What was the deal with the message in the bottle? Is this a reality show? No time for any more, find out next time in

chapter 2 no duh